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General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 336

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TGM/Glim(TheGlimMaster)
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Eternally :'>
I deny severely that I had a childhood.  
|| nobody would had a chance to mess with me when I was a child. I locked a window at a girl’s hand, shoved a pencil in one girl’s arm, called my teacher “bitch”, tooked multiples hits from parents every time I did something wrong and said “bring more, I don’t care” and punched another boy so hard he fainted on the ground. I regret everything from this period of my life with passion||

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 333

Background Pony #8EFC
@RainbowDash69  
It was alright. Not great, but kinda fun at the time too I suppose. In retrospect, it was kinda disgusting lol. I’m not proud of it, but I have not much shame about it either. Nobody got hurt, the dog included.
 
I was just a typical horny 13 year old going through the silly, crazy time that is puberty. And it didn’t help that I lived in a sexually repressive and negative fundamentalist Christian household. So I really have already had plenty of guilt and Shame for a lifetime. I don’t need anymore.

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 332

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 331

Background Pony #8EFC
When I was 13, I used to put butter on my cock when nobody was home and let our dog lick it off. I wasn’t attracted to the dog, I just was desperate for a blow job and I thought that was the best I could do. This happened maybe a half dozen times.

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intexda
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Stooped_hooy  
What’s truly amazing is the sheer amount of children’s bouncy balls i keep finding in the road side drainage ditches. I never pick thme up but thye are just everywhere.

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 328

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General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 326

Stoopedhooy
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
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Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
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Sad Confused Artist.
@intexda
 
Or it was disposed of from a crime scene. Really uncomfortable with stuff (mostly women accessories and clothes) regularly coming up around in dirt at my place.

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 325

intexda
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

While out on a walk I found a skirt buried in the gravel sand on the side of the road and I kept it. I washed it up and it’s actually pretty comfortable.  
When I found it, it smelled of laundry soap so it may have blown off a clothes line o -o;

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RainbowDash69
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Visit Friendship Daily!
I used to insult girls when I was a child for no reason
 
Also I went to burger king and paid for food with a gift card. It wasn’t enough money but I drove off with the food anyway

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intexda
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Chemtrails are turning the frogs gay
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

When I was a kid in what was probably elementary school, this one kid made me mad so I told them I was going to get a real gun and shoot them and then their parents freaked out and called the cops and thats how we had our home searched for a gun that didn’t exist all because I repeated something I heard on tv.
 
I also like singing when im alone and was really sad when my non music teacher forced me to quit chorus in middle school because it was during study hall and apparently that was a more important class to them.

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 317

Toyminator900
Total knockout - Derpi Supporter
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Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
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Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!

Sitе Mexican
@Twilight Schwifty  
Something similar happened to me in 3rd grade.  
I aced a multiplication test, thing was that it was vocal and it was per student, someone pretended to be me and made me fail all multiplications that I got right.  
Everything got solved at the end though.  
not really a confession but it’s something I wanted to say after reading that

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 316

WonderSchwifty
Toola Roola - For helping others attend the 2019 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -

Moved to Newgrounds
I had a confession to say  
I was in the 3rd grade at the time and I was the best in swimming. One day I was done doing it and I was trying to find my towel and three girls pushed me as I was naked and took pictures of me . They said they are gonna post it on their accounts.  
The next day , I was in math class and my principle called me to the office and had those girls , thier parents and those who saw what happened. I was in a shock for 2 years after they graduated from primary and middle school.  
Now that I am in first year senior high school , they want me to take a swimming test.  
That’s why I am never gonna do it except with my family and friends.

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 315

Anonshy
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Toola Roola - For helping others attend the 2019 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

Busy - May not Respond
I apparent in real life to not like it and I avoid it everytime someone asks me due of embarrasment and shyness, but in the reality; I love to sing.
 
And I can’t help it, I envy (in a good way) a lot the people who sings very well, a good voice can easily make me have goose bumps and even blush, and that sensation that the human singing can bring is something that I wish I could be capable to transmit, reason that, almost everytime I’m alone in my house, I practice singing. I have to say that, at least in my opinion, I been able to achieve a good improvement, though of course, I still don’t consider that I have a good voice.
 
…Finally I took this thing off my chest.

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 314

Background Pony #ADF8
@Background Pony #EEB8  
I’d never be able to do such a thing TBH.
 
Not only for the fact that I could potentially get caught but the fact I would’ve paid someone to have sex with me.

General Discussion » Confessions (Possibly NSFW) » Post 313

Background Pony #ADF8
@White_Heart  
Don’t know if the BP# will show up the same but I’m the same guy that posted above
 
Anyway, I knew of the place for about a year but never had the nerve to actually go in but this time I did, a few minutes later I was led into a room with lots of pretty asian girls in lingerie. I picked out one that had nice, big (fake) boobs and a half hour later I left there no longer a virgin and a very happy man

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