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The CMC are in love with eachother and have crazy sex parties in their treehouse.

Rainbow Dash fantasizes about having an orgy with every Wonderbolt.

@Putinforgod  

 
I’d think Cadence is more likely for that, what with her being the Princess of Love and all.

Quarry eels are actually burrowing reptiles.

King Sombra is the pony version of Kimi Raikkonen.

Celestia and Luna are actually liches, with great skill in illusion magic.
 
Their phylacteries are the Sun and the Moon, respectively.

@Background Pony  
That’s actually true. :’(

Pinkie Pie is a pansexual being and she’s into almost every strange kink possible, like vore, inflation, pregnancy, etc. She even likes to talk about them to her friends and give advices in case they want to try them out. Nopony do.
 
Rainbow Dash is heterosexual but she’s incredibly submissive when it comes to sex, at the mercy of all her friends strange kinks, specially Pinkie.
 
Nurse Redheart is the only medical staff in Ponyville that can deal with every fetish-related medical issue because she has already gotten used to being accidentally drawed into them.

Sauron bought baby sombra as a pet but morgoth started calling him a fag so sauron throwed sombra away

King Sombra is Cadence’s father.

Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and Applejack had a three-some in Look Before You Sleep.

Lyra is an alicorn with invisible wings, flexible bones, mint-flavored fur and banana smoothie feces.
 
Sweetie Belle has rubber ducks for vocal cords.
 
Fluttershy is a solid (but warm and fuzzy) custard and strawberry icing golem with poor quality mechanical vocal cords.
 
Applejack’s favorite food is McNuggets, not apples, and she craves Taco Bell every 100 days.
 
Rainbow Dash is only a mare because she once teabagged a bear trap.

I’ll start with my headcanon that Fluttershy is secretly a huge pervert and fantasizes about being a prostitute, but doesn’t act on these urges because she’s ashamed of them.