PonyTales Where's Faust When I'm S-Scared
Background Pony #A6C0
@Background Pony #0EFE
Twilight: Now your heart is beating like a drum
Your skin is getting clammy
monsters from the closet appear
Twilight: Now your heart is beating like a drum
Your skin is getting clammy
monsters from the closet appear
Background Pony #500D
@ianpony98
Twilight: Because%…music starts up again Faust is bigger than the boogeyman%, She’s bigger than dogzilla or the villains on TV%. Oh, Faust is bigger than the boogeyman%, and She’s watching out for you and me~!
Twilight: Because%…music starts up again Faust is bigger than the boogeyman%, She’s bigger than dogzilla or the villains on TV%. Oh, Faust is bigger than the boogeyman%, and She’s watching out for you and me~!
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #0EFE
Twilight: “Oh, you see, you don’t have to be afraid because Faust is the biggest.”
Spike: “What? Is she bigger than King Kong? Because Kong is a really big monkey and he’s kinda scary.”
“Next to Faust, Spike, King Kong would look like an itty bitty bug.”
“Really?”
“Mm-hmm!”
Twilight: “Oh, you see, you don’t have to be afraid because Faust is the biggest.”
Spike: “What? Is she bigger than King Kong? Because Kong is a really big monkey and he’s kinda scary.”
“Next to Faust, Spike, King Kong would look like an itty bitty bug.”
“Really?”
“Mm-hmm!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Jack-Rabbit2SB
Spike: “Well, is she bigger than the slime monster? Cause he’s the biggest monster of them all!”
Pinkie: “Compared to Faust, the slime monster is like a teeny little corn flake.”
“Yeah, but the slime monster can squirt slime out of his ears. Can Faust squirt slime out of her ears!?”
Twilight: ahem “Come over here, Spike.” goes to the window What do you see up there?”
“My curtains.”
“No! Out the window, up in the sky.”
“I see lots of stars.”
Spike: “Well, is she bigger than the slime monster? Cause he’s the biggest monster of them all!”
Pinkie: “Compared to Faust, the slime monster is like a teeny little corn flake.”
“Yeah, but the slime monster can squirt slime out of his ears. Can Faust squirt slime out of her ears!?”
Twilight: ahem “Come over here, Spike.” goes to the window What do you see up there?”
“My curtains.”
“No! Out the window, up in the sky.”
“I see lots of stars.”
Background Pony #088C
@Jack-Rabbit2SB
Pinkie: Faust made all those stars outta nothin’! She just went “Pffff!” and there they were~!
Scootaloo: No way!
Pinkie: Faust made all those stars outta nothin’! She just went “Pffff!” and there they were~!
Scootaloo: No way!
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #9955
Twilight: “That’s right. And she also made the sun and the moon, and even the Equis that we’re living on right now!”
Spike: “Wow! The slime monster couldn’t do that! Even if he tried, he’d get everything really sticky.”
“You know what else Faust made?”
“What?”
Pinkie: “She made all the plants, and animals, and ponies too!”
Twilight: “That’s right. And she also made the sun and the moon, and even the Equis that we’re living on right now!”
Spike: “Wow! The slime monster couldn’t do that! Even if he tried, he’d get everything really sticky.”
“You know what else Faust made?”
“What?”
Pinkie: “She made all the plants, and animals, and ponies too!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Twilight: “And that’s why we don’t have to be afraid.”
Spike: “Huh?”
“You see, everything Faust makes is very special to her. She made all the little kids, and she loves them very much. And because she loves them, she takes extra care of them. So we don’t need to be afraid because Faust is always looking out for us.”
“Oh, I get it! So you’re saying, Faust’s the biggest of them all, and she’s on my team!”
“That’s right! Oh, by the way, there’s someone else who wants to meet you.”
Frankenchangling/Thorax drops down
“Aahh! It’s Frankenchangling!” jumps in the toy chest
“Well, actually my name is Thorax and I’m an actor from Toledo.”
Twilight: “And that’s why we don’t have to be afraid.”
Spike: “Huh?”
“You see, everything Faust makes is very special to her. She made all the little kids, and she loves them very much. And because she loves them, she takes extra care of them. So we don’t need to be afraid because Faust is always looking out for us.”
“Oh, I get it! So you’re saying, Faust’s the biggest of them all, and she’s on my team!”
“That’s right! Oh, by the way, there’s someone else who wants to meet you.”
Frankenchangling/Thorax drops down
“Aahh! It’s Frankenchangling!” jumps in the toy chest
“Well, actually my name is Thorax and I’m an actor from Toledo.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Thorax: “I was just pretending to play Frankenchangling in that t.v show. That was my job. I mean, really I’m just a regular guy, and I wouldn’t hurt anypony.”
Scootaloo: “Oh, I get it.”
Faust is bigger reprise plays
Thorax: “I was just pretending to play Frankenchangling in that t.v show. That was my job. I mean, really I’m just a regular guy, and I wouldn’t hurt anypony.”
Scootaloo: “Oh, I get it.”
Faust is bigger reprise plays
ianpony98 
Scootaloo: singing So when I’m lying in my bed. And the furniture starts creeping. I’ll just laugh and say “Hey cut that out!” and get back to my sleeping cause I know that Faust’s the biggest and she’s watching all the while, so when I get scared I’ll think of her and close my eyes and smile. smiles
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
everyone else smiles and looks at each other
S, T, and P: “Faust is bigger than the boogie mare! She’s bigger than Spikezilla or the monsters on t.v! Oh, Faust is bigger than the boogie mare, and she’s watching out for you and me!”
everyone else smiles and looks at each other
S, T, and P: “Faust is bigger than the boogie mare! She’s bigger than Spikezilla or the monsters on t.v! Oh, Faust is bigger than the boogie mare, and she’s watching out for you and me!”
ianpony98
Drawer Monster #1: So are you frightened?
Scootaloo: No, not really.
Drawer Monster: #2: Are you worried?
Scootaloo: No, not really.
Drawer Monster: #2: Are you worried?
Jack-Rabbit2SB
Scootaloo: “Not a bit. I know whatever’s gonna happen, that Faust can handle it.”
Thorax: “I’m sorry that I scared you when you saw me on t.v.”
“Well, that’s okay. Cause now I know that Faust is taking care of me!”
All: “Faust is bigger than the boogie mare! She’s bigger than Spikezilla or the monsters on t.v! Oh, Faust is bigger than the boogie mare, and she’s watching out for you and me!”
“One more time!”
“Faust is bigger than the boogie mare! She’s bigger than Spikezilla or the monsters on t.v! Oh, Faust is bigger than the boogie mare, and she’s watching out for you and me! She’s watching out for you and me!”
Monster 1: “Watchin’!”
Monster 2: “Watchin’!”
Monster 3: “Watchin’!”
“Out for you and me! Yeah!”
everyone’s gone
Thorax: “I’m sorry that I scared you when you saw me on t.v.”
“Well, that’s okay. Cause now I know that Faust is taking care of me!”
All: “Faust is bigger than the boogie mare! She’s bigger than Spikezilla or the monsters on t.v! Oh, Faust is bigger than the boogie mare, and she’s watching out for you and me!”
“One more time!”
“Faust is bigger than the boogie mare! She’s bigger than Spikezilla or the monsters on t.v! Oh, Faust is bigger than the boogie mare, and she’s watching out for you and me! She’s watching out for you and me!”
Monster 1: “Watchin’!”
Monster 2: “Watchin’!”
Monster 3: “Watchin’!”
“Out for you and me! Yeah!”
everyone’s gone
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Rainbow Dash: “Scootaloo? What’s all that racket in there?”
Scootaloo: “I was just singing.”
“Well, Cheerilee and I think that show was a little too scary for you.”
“Yeah, well, maybe but-but you know Frankenchangling is really a guy named Thorax from Toledo. And he’s really not scary at all. And besides, Faust is bigger than any of them, and even though she doesn’t squirt slime out of her ears. She made the whole universe, and she’s taking good care of me too.”
Rainbow Dash: “Scootaloo? What’s all that racket in there?”
Scootaloo: “I was just singing.”
“Well, Cheerilee and I think that show was a little too scary for you.”
“Yeah, well, maybe but-but you know Frankenchangling is really a guy named Thorax from Toledo. And he’s really not scary at all. And besides, Faust is bigger than any of them, and even though she doesn’t squirt slime out of her ears. She made the whole universe, and she’s taking good care of me too.”
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