The Y-Files (Anthro, NSFW, Grimdark, Reboot)

@Dave33333  
they soon return to the large guest bed, Shayde helping her in and the shark unconsciously apparently mistaking the alicorn for a plushy.

@Cerebrate19  
Dana didn’t mind one bit and they fell asleep for the night.
 
The next day at work the entire office was wet, amazingly the files weren’t affected at all and were the driest things in there.

@Dave33333  
“ugh, i swear, the office is turning into more of a rathole every week…”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana: This is what happens when you abandon a room for twenty years. At least the file cabinets are top notch!

@Dave33333  
“how they managed to paper the door shut under my nose remains a mystery, i kept at work here after all.”

@Cerebrate19  
All of the sudden the phone was ringing.

@Dave33333  
he picks up.
 
“hello?”

@Cerebrate19  
???: Hello, this is the Equestrian Army, are you, uh… Shayde?

@Dave33333  
“the same, what’s wrong, area 55 in trouble again?”

@Cerebrate19  
???: No. We will need you present at a autopsy.
 
Involving the alien he and Angie found a while ago.

@Dave33333  
“i’ll be right there, should i bring Angela?”

@Cerebrate19  
???: She was there when you performed the investigation, so yes.

@Dave33333  
he confirms he’ll bring her and hangs up.
 
“sorry, looks like me and angie ahve to sit in at an autopsy today, Dana.”

@Cerebrate19  
She kissed both of them on the cheek.
 
Dana: You two take care.

@Cerebrate19  
They were surrounded by several military officials.

@Dave33333  
“good evening gentlemen, you called?”

@Cerebrate19  
???: Follow us.

@Dave33333  
“that sounds like the preamble to locking us in a freezer, i’ve been around too long to just trust someone as shady as you, sir.”

@Cerebrate19  
Now Angela on the inside is freaking out.
 
???: It can be arranged if you’re gonna be like that.

@Dave33333  
“not right now it can’t and you wont get to do anything before i stop you, i don’t think you fully appreciate the fact that i had a hand in making most of the shadow organizations of this world shadowy in the first place. including the only ones that have the legitimate authority to conduct research on supernatural and/or alien lifeforms… so either you’re criminals, and i can kill criminals… or you’re being uncooperative with the one person that can bring you down, neither is a good way to get ahead in the job.”

@Cerebrate19  
Suddenly, this unknown person was slapped upside the head my a general.
 
General: Private! What the hell are you doing in here?
 
???: uh…
 
General: Get your ass out of here before I get you court marshalled!
 
He promptly ran away.
 
This general was the one Shayde was talking to over the phone.
 
General: Sorry for this. We gotta tighten up security ASAP, I don’t need anymore punkass recruits getting in here!

@Dave33333  
“if any rookie can put on the suit and talk big maybe we should send them to your peers at Falcon point, their vaults hold tight at least.”

@Cerebrate19  
General: I’ll keep note of that. Can you two follow me please, the carcus you found is down the hall.

@Dave33333  
he nods to angela.
 
“i trust it has been scanned thoroughly before any invasive measures were taken? if you cut it open and toxic gas spills out that would be bad.”