Where are the games, Eggman?

@Beau Skunky  
Other than having a child, no. It’s a nice mechanic, but I hope it doesn’t hinder future games. Also, it is surprising, but it isn’t completely out of the park. I just wish people wouldn’t use it as a reason to say it’s a terrible ship.

@HighRollerHydra  
Don’t forget your Birthright family. They’re related to you by marriage, and there is not relation at all, but you will have to play the third game to learn who you are cousins with.

@Meanlucario  
They might not be related, but regardless it’s a bit surprising they did that in the show.
 
@HighRollerHydra  
I haven’t played the newer FE games, but is there any point to marrying characters, or is it not necessary?

@Meanlucario  
Oh, I already married Camilla.
 

@Beau Skunky  
Marblemac.

If you go to a family reunion to pick up women. Ya’ might be a redneck.

@HighRollerHydra  
If that’s the case, than you’ll love Fire Emblem Fates.

@Meanlucario  
Fake incest is hot. Real incest is not.

@Beau Skunky  
Incest was never OK with me, and most Chrysalis ship compromise her personality, so I’m not a fan of them.

@Beau Skunky  
Good lord, that show…it makes “Itchy and Scratchy” look tame.

@Background Pony #AB2A  
Oh believe me, I’m well aware of the craziness the internet has to offer.
 
Surprisingly, the “Happy Tree Friends” fandom is just as ’shipper-crazed as this one.

@Beau Skunky  
Welcome to the internet.

@Meanlucario  
I admit those are getting a bit cliché, even when they’re meant to be satirical.
 
Shining X His sister creeps me out honestly. Same with Anyone X Chrysalis. People will ’ship anything. lol

@Beau Skunky  
I like to think that there’s a fan interpretation of Shining that isn’t a moron nor sleeping with Chrysalis or his sister.

Ho boy…

Go-karting with Bowser!
 
@Meanlucario  
His wife the “Princess of Love” probably gives him more then he knows what to do with.

I like to think Shining understands completely, but sex is the last thing on his mind.

Shining: What, did you think I would cheat on my wife? I just wanted somepony to play geeky games with.  
Chrysalis: Oh syay.

Shouting, you magnificent bastard.
 
Shining’s too dense XD

@Background Pony #FC4B  
For the ball, obviously. Eh? Eh?
 

 
Rats.

On this day, I had felt a pain in a way I hadn’t thought possible  
The feeling of mutilation, as my sides proceeded to fly off at such intense speeds that they could only be stopped by the sun itself.

@LogicalExtropolation  
Agreed, wasn’t expecting both.

@Background Pony #FC4B  
It was to neutralize any interlopers.

Just tell him all that was plan B for getting past the guards.