This truly is the best of all worlds. The twist they were gonna game all weekend was predictable, but solid. The direct implication, and potential double subversion, that they were gonna fuck was okay, too.
“They are the game.”
“Oh what the condoms for?”
“Um balloons.”
“The lube?”
“Greasing up the balloons so they’re easier for making balloon animals.”
“And the ball-gag?”
“FOR YOU TO BITE ON AS I yay ING GO NOAH ON YOUR yay AND SHOVE TWO OF EVERY BALLOON ANIMALS UP YOUR yay !!!”