“I identify as an carbon based life-form that wants attention”
“Oh my Zod Frank, stop mocking the humans and help me try to understand them already. Their comments on their ‘internet’ isn’t the place for information about them. I mean, they can’t really be this stupid, right?”
In every way other than physical I identify as a shitposter. Hang on, lawyers are telling me that the state officially recognizes me as such and that I lack the right to be triggered.
I am an emergent consciousness inseparably tied to the wrinkled mass of fat and protein from which I sprang, like if Athena had never quite made it out of Zeus’s forehead and had to ride him around like Master Blaster.
