@kleptomage  
@Exedrus  
I followed Hadvar after he escorted me to the keep (he also said “follow me” so I thought I had to) but I still ended up joining the stormcloaks later on first playthrough, never made that mistake again, after wining the war with them I immediately regret it. So now I always follow Hadvar and stay on his side.

@kleptomage  

IKR? I only figured this part out because I watched a game review way after I’d started the game. XD

I don’t understand why anyone would follow Hadvar after the Imperials just tried to execute you for no reason. The first few times I played through the intro I didn’t know following the Imperials was even an option because the first door you come to after running through Helgen is the one with Ralof.

@Pagan  
From a gameplay perspective I understand having the Stormcloak soldiers go first, but I’ll never understand what that Imperial captain’s problem with the dragonborn is to have him/her go before the rebel soldiers.

@BK_Leonidas  
That too. XD

@Pagan  
Well that and no one was expecting the MOTHER FUCKING WORLD EATER to drop in and just raze Helgen to the ground.

@darknessRising24  
Skyrim.
 
@Dr_Robotpony  
Because then you wouldn’t have a choice in the war.

Context?

@Captain_Clop  
I like the way you think.

@Poptard  
You gotta love it when a game glitches just right.

I wanna see a followup image where he is as fearless in death as he was in life.

@Dr_Robotpony  
good point… wonder why they didn’t think of that? Oh, Unicorns and their damn lists.

@kleptomage  
But how would he ever have known that?

I’d be smiling if I could see his rear end. The poor pony’s defenseless against what I could do.

Does someone wanna tell me why we didn’t execute the rebellion’s leader first and why we’re gonna let this soldier die then have that female Griffon, who I swear was an Earth pony stallion before changing to a Diamond dog, Minotaur and Changeling then back to female Griffon. Seriously the whole point of this was to execute the REBELLION’S LEADER first and not some random guy who would honestly get prison time at worse.

I find this humorous, dark but funny

If that guy had let the priest speak he might have bought enough time to live.

Yes. (chop)
 
 
_{but it’s only a joke-chop cause i no wan’ kiiiiiill…}

For the love of Celestia, shut up and lets get this over with.

Jokes on you, the only Stormcloak playthrough I ever did was as the single biggest bastard in Skyrim. Ended up with a 10000 gold bounty in every stronghold after I attempted genocide for being denied Thaneship by Ulfric due to a glitch, and getting Thuum’d off a mountain by the Greybeards for killing Paarthunax.

Best part is, the head ALWAYS rolls before Alduin arrives.