Sanagi 蛹
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well, you can’t spell analyst without “anal”
 
You mean like “shove this mouthpiece up in your ass”.
 
Ba dum tss.
 
Next time the article writer will have to learn to code.
hollowblade
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Yeah, the Twilight knowing what would happen thing is total BS. But, the point about Twilight and Discord’s relationship is spot on. After this episode, it feels like the moment with Scorpan’s medallion never happened. If I was Discord I would just give up trying to be friends with anyone else. Everyone made it clear from the start that they want nothing to do with him, and unless his pressence has some kind of benefit, that sentimate still exists now. Not a single episode has convinced me that anyone genuinely cares about Discord as a person other than Fluttershy.
Johnny B. Mediocre
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psst it's me I'm a horse
well, you can’t spell analyst without “anal”
 
full
furiosa. ///

@Jarkes  
I guess I can agree with you on that point. But, man, you seriously can’t deny that the analysis community has some of the most cringeworthy humor ever.
furiosa. ///

@Prowl  
For real.
Background Pony #B1B6
Twilight hates Discord. Hate may be a strong word, but Twilight is the only one of the Mane Six whose relationship with Discord has been sour in every single appearance they’ve had together.
 
Can’t blame her. He’s an asshole and I hate him too.
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Don't test my slam jam
This and every other entry in this list is deliberately misinterpreted, overexaggerated vomit.
Voidhead

@Background Pony #5283  
Imagine being so confident of your opinion that you have to turn anonymous on.
Background Pony #6378
@Labyrinthine  
Imagine being an adult that knows this is a children’s show and then still watches it. You’re literally part of a fandom that takes this show too seriously. Look up any one of the grimdark fics and pics that exist. Imagine doing that to a kid’s show. You’re supporting them. This is a dumb analysis, but saying it’s because they’re taking an adult view point to a kid’s show is fucking stupid. Like this fandom.
Spook Rooster

Emissary of the Void
way to twist the story to suit your viewpoint i guess?
Background Pony #E1EF
Let me just get my input out the way
 
No one knew that Scorpan’s pendant was gonna be the last key. Twilight didn’t know. Discord didn’t know. No one knew.
Vree
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MLP is so badly written, I could make one of these “horrible life lessons” examples for every episode probably.
 
Some of these are just forced though…”Slice of Life” is an example of everyone being selfish whaat?…
raakamagna

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@Binkyt11  
I was thinking the same.
Jarkes
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Thread Starter - Transformers Thread

GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
@furiosa. ///
 
The analyst community actually has fun with it and recognizes the fact that they’re reviewing a kid’s show.
 
This list is just SAD.
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Just A Bat
oof
Binkyt11
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Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Sleep isn't real.
God, the one for MMC is just blown way out of proportion. God, it sounds like a rabid anti-Twilicorn fan wrote that. Christ.
Anon-a-Miss
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Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Wut? Is this serious? Twilight had no idea that freeing Discord would give her the last key needed to open the box.
 
I can’t even blame her for not liking Discord that much, considering that he acted (and sometimes still acts) like a jerk to everyone not named Fluttershy.
Kiryu-Chan
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World's Okayest User
Given how the show has had plenty of genuinely shitty lessons, this is a really awful, poorly interpreted list
 
@furiosa. ///  
Everyone only watches them for wrestling nowadays :p
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Best Art Program Ever - For artists who were courageous enough to draw something for the April Fools day.

Sleep isn't real.
Wow, I read the whole thing and just… How fucking badly can one misinterpret the show’s lessons?
furiosa. ///

Didn’t know WhatCulture even had a website of their own.
 
@Labyrinthine  
Tell that to the analysts community. Honestly, they’re way worse.
Voidhead

Imagine being an adult who over-analyzes childrens shows.