He dad’s like Gordon Ramsey, except five times the jerky

Picture a child sitting next to a projector
 
Learning from your films to become a much better director
 
Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine
 
Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene!
 
Try to Duel with me Alfred, ya must be Psycho
 
I’ll bring back Jaws and take a bite of your lifeboat
 
I’m Always so on the top of my game, I get the Vertigo
 
My jet’s in the Terminal, waiting for me to murder ya!
 
I rock the Academy and the DGA
 
You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay
 
Next time you’re filling up those jowls with three steaks and soufflé
 
Check the trade, see me Amblin to my next big play
 
I produce cartoons and made games for all ages
 
You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces
 
Maybe next time I visit, you’ll be a bit more gracious
 
Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!

 
“Cut! ARE YOU BLIND LADY!?”