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Epic Gummy
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Freeze Frame
Gummy: Internal Monologue Woah woah woah! sigh You ever have one of those moments where you ask “How did I get into this mess?”
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“Eeeesh, what happened to me!? I used to be on top of the world, had the whole animal kingdom running scared from me…Now look at me: Stuck in a town that’s a magnet for all sorts of strange happenings, my teeth got yanked out, my owner has several thousand screws loose and she’s on yet ANOTHER mad paranoid crusade which she just so happens to have dragged me into!”
“You know, come to think of it, my whole life’s been a great big exercise in one step forward, two steps back and tumbling down an open manhole because Heavy Duty forgot to cover it up like he was bloody well SUPPOSED TO! Sorry sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself.”
“I guess like any good story I should start from the beginning. It was the Summer, 1989…”