everytime i remember that fic exists i feel one little part of me die

I came where Twilight rape sweetie

One of my favorite stories on Fimfiction.

Twilight sparkle [ whimperin’ ] no no [ whimpers then screams ] who’s even made this [ cries ]

“Dear Princess Celestia,
 
I’ve just read the most horrible, awful, disgusting, demented, filthy, unbelievable, and completely slanderous story about me ever written! It is called Twilight’s Midnight Violations! In it, I end up getting a huge stallionhood from a failed experiment, and this causes me to go on a raping spree across Ponyville! Whoever wrote this is sick, twisted, and should be thrown in the Canterlot dungeons for their slander! I recommend we track down this fiend at once!
 
Your faithful student,  
Twilight Sparkle”
 
“My faithful student,
 
Thank you for your letter regarding Twilight’s Midnight Violations and for bringing such a matter to my attention. I agree that such horrific nonsense deserves a punishment of the highest degree!
 
Did you get a chance to read the rest??? I do hope my writings got you even a little wet… ;)
 
Your sexy teacher,  
Princess Molestia
 
P.S.: I’m eagerly awaiting your ‘punishment’… I’ve been a bad, bad pony… Dungeon… Midnight… Come alone…”

Lol.

God that fanfic was retarded.

“I…What happens!?”
 
And then she has to read out of pure curiousity