[Jackpot]
 
There are things in life
 
That are amazing
 
Like stargazing
 
Sunday lazing
 
And carrot quiche
 
But nothing can compare
 
To a certain top notch flare
 
I’ll admit inside my heart
 
He’s found a niche
 
Jackpot: That’s a French word meaning special place. Maestro!
 
[Jackpot]
 
Look at him
 
There he goes
 
He’s wonderful
 
And everyone knows
 
He’s wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Blade!
 
He like’s his coffee finely ground
 
When he snores, he doesn’t make a sound
 
He respects his elders
 
He’s a certified welder
 
And he’s got good humor by the pound!
 
He’s friends with my lovey daughter Trixie!
 
She’s thinks he’s as cute as a pixie!
 
He’s honest to a fault
 
His brain’s a golden vault
 
He’s the yoghurt to her granola
 
Here he comes
 
Man of the hour!
 
Look at him walk
 
Such grace and power
 
He’s wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Blade!
 
I know he’s just a pony and all
 
But someday I hope he’s my son-in-law
 
(Trixie appears in a wedding dress and blows a kiss at Blade, who grinns nervously and awkwardly waves)
 
He’s handsome and considerate
 
Articulate and literate
 
Loquacious and vivacious
 
His garage is very spacious
 
He’s wonderful, wonderful Blade!
 
Trixie: (kisses Blade on the cheek)
 
Blade Swipe: You know, Mr. Jackpot. There is one thing you, me, and Trixie have in common.
 
Jackpot: Oh, and what might that be?
 
(Blade throws down a smoke bomb and vanishes)
 
Jackpot and Trixie: (coughing)
 
Trixie: I think he like your song, daddy!
 
 
Song Wonderful Bugs from the Looney Tune Show. Edited by me.
 
Blade Swipe design by BozzerKazooers
 
Equestria Ninjas by DarkMagicianmon