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Joke that came up during a stream. Not my art.

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Background Pony #CC34
@Background Pony #4A1C  
Oh for fuck’s sake, man, it’s just a fucking pizza topping!!! It’s not meant to be a direct insult to the Italian  
people! Grow up, will you?! How are you gonna get pissed off over a fucking pizza topping? Hell, I tried it once myself, it tasted great. I personally like it in my opinion.
 
You see, this is the problem that both America AND Equestria has nowadays. I’m sick and tired of people whining over the SIMPLEST of things. I thought everybody and everypony was normally better than that, but apparently not.
Background Pony #E40C
@Background Pony #382C  
It’s just a meme.  
Be honest.  
The only reason you dislike pineapple pizza is because the internet told you to.  
I’ll bet you’ve never even tried it.
Background Pony #8858
@Background Pony #382C  
You’re off your rocker. I promise you that your favorite sweet has a ton of both sugar and salt. Pineapple, jalapeno, and pepperoni pizza is the pinnacle of human achievement. It has all three elements of flavor: sweet, spicy, and grease. It is perfection.
Background Pony #4A1C
@Background Pony #BA98  
No, it’s a crime against the italian culinary traditions (Neapolitan, to be precise), and in any case it sucks; you can’t mix sweet with salty.
 
That pony was right!!!
Background Pony #8858
If you were cultured, you would understand that pineapple has its place. Of course, the same people who complain about it probably think that black pepper is spicy, so they will never know the perfection that is a pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple pizza.