@gg666  
Cyrus’ “I’ll create a gang of morons under the false pretense of revolutionizing the world to distract everyone while I capture three legendary pokemon, build a magical machine to CHAIN THE GODS THEMSELVES TO MY WILL and then unleash Giratina to annihilate the universe” was the best plan.
 
Mostly because it fucking worked.  
Right up until Giratina couldn’t be arsed to blow the universe up.
 
Ghetsis’ ingenious plan consists of throwing away his own son and making him an orphan and then having two women raise him in a really sheltered environment while brainwashing him into believing crazy shit while he amassed an army of idiot followers who’d do his bidding in the name of “helping pokemon” so that he could have N take control of the legendary dragon and then threaten the entire world with destruction unless everyone “gave up their pokemon”. Upon which he would rule the world.
 
His brilliant plan hinged on everyone just releasing their pokemon and then somehow being too fucking stupid to go “hey wait you tricked us you’re actually an asshole” and blow the shit out of him afterwards. It’s the equivalent of asking all the nations of the world to just promise to turn off their nuclear weaponry, and then going “HAHAHA FOOLED YOU I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE NUCLEAR WEAPON MYSELF AND NOW I RULE THE WORLD”

Raritsis the Winged Threecorn?

She may look pretty, but don’t be fooled: underneath that charming smile lies a cold-hearted bitch who’d even sell out her own foals to gain power.

PEEEEEEENISswedish

@Background Pony
 
actually his was the best

Stupidest evil plan in Pokémon history.
 
And I’m including “mind control pokémon with radio waves”

GAYY-TISSS  
GAYYY-TISSSSS  
GAYY-TISSSSSSSSSSSS

DENNIS