@TexasUberAlles  
[nerd]Many tablet computers have a microphone, a speaker, a SIM card for cellular subscriptions, and antenna circuitry to connect to cellular networks. The only reason you can’t use them as phones is because in the US, the FCC decided that they should use cellular data only and shouldn’t use frequencies reserved for cellular voice service. But people have changed this in software. And outside the US, in much of Europe and Asia, tablets can connect to cellular voice service just fine and all you really need to do is install the dialer app. And people do it. They normally use a headset instead of holding the tablet up to their faces and yelling into it, though.
 
Normally.[/nerd]

@Einsman  
XD

@SelkYiffer  
Flop phone

At some point I’m gonna see some preppy twit whip out a phone the size of a 13” Macbook to hold it sideways like a book and talk into it an’ I’m just gonna go live in a cave.

@Einsman  
so gallus has a three inch flip-phone?

@Antonyourknee  
Except they are discussing phone size, you perv.

@SelkYiffer  
They’re talking about phone size

Poor Gallus

i dont get the apple joke

@Background Pony #EE55  
Isn’t that just a hooded sweatshirt?

Why is Sandbar wearing a raincoat, is there any context or reference?

@Background Pony #3A24  
Well considering that a horse’s penis (from geldings and stallions) average at around 24 to 30 inches long, or 2.5 to 3.5 feet long, depending on whether it’s erect or not…Its actually quite modest…of Course Gallus is a Griffon so…  
This may explain why a lot of males of other species seem to hate ponies so much.

God damn Silver has some high standards