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Victim of Thanos
Trixie: Twilight, Trixie can’t swim. Move over.  
Twilight: You have a floaty and you’re wearing water wings.  
Trixie: But still. Trixie doesn’t know how to swim. Let Trixie in now.  
Twilight: Get your own kayak!  
French Narrator: 5 Minutes Later.  
Trixie is in the kayak while Twilight floating in the water  
Twilight: I hate you. >:(  
Trixie: Trixie knows. :)
Death2
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

YOU WILL BOW TO ME.
“What do you want now?”  
“Twilight. Help. I am drowning.”  
“…you’re wearing a floaty.”  
“I’m still drowning. Please apply mouth to mouth ressussussitation.”  
“That’s not how you pronounce-”  
“Now.”
Background Pony #1811
Trixie: Going kayaking?  
Twilight: Yes. . .  
Trixie: May I join?  
Twilight: It only seats one!