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Background Pony #941E
In his defense the pattern of her hair could have easily been mistaken for Twilight on a dark night.

Though her smile shows that he clearly never said ’Twilight’ during any of it.

So I guess I’m back to square one. Oh well I’m a terrible Lawyer anyway.

Case closed
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Background Pony #DCE7
Sonata: oh. Good morning sleepyhead.

Flash: wahh?! What are you doing in my bed?!!

Sonata: don’t you remember anything about…..last night?…rubs his chest

Flash: l-last…night?….
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I don’t really know. But for the record, putting out a plate of bacon would probably be the absolute fastest way to summon me.

Just arrange the bacon into a pentagram and light a candle in the middle. Then chant MENTULA ASINUS until I appear.
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