Sorry, I didn't see this earlier. I was posting my live reactions as I went through. I'll try to keep it concise. I only have a little more left.
**SPOILERS INBOUND:**
||Gadget and Zipper|| are such an uncanny couple. They have absolutely no chemistry, even in the movie. I think the filmmakers knew how off it was.
Oh, come on. The ||Mickey|| logo in the firework was a cheap gag.
A ||*Jurassic Park*|| reference, too. For no real reason other than "It exists." And followed immediately by a ||*Terminator 2*|| reference. I'm starting to see the later-era Nostalgia Critic comparisons.
I'm starting to get a headache because the constant references have me overstimulated. I can barely pay attention to the goddamn plot, as light as it is, because my brain is going, "Huh, there's X, Y, and Z in this shot." It was practically purpose-built for those "10 Hidden References You Missed In [Insert Movie Here]" videos. If you asked Doug Walker to reboot *Rescue Rangers*, he'd make this. I don't know how he'd review it, though, since the film already comments on itself.
Oh my god. ||Ugly Sonic|| really *does* play more of a role in this movie than Gadget.
||Ugly Sonic|| is such a weird joke. Like, the joke is that he exists, and that's it. But who's gonna get that joke five years from now? Hell, even today it's a dated joke. ||The first *Sonic* trailer|| debuted in 2019.
That's the thing with any humor: If it's a joke that relies on the audience knowing current real life stuff to understand, then chances are it won't hold up years on down the line. Like the ending of *Two and a Half Men*. Nobody is going to get it unless they are aware of the Charlie Sheen drama occurring at the time.
Was the polar bear a reference to something? It feels like with this film he has to be a reference, but I have no idea what.
It's weird that they just straight-up forgot that Gadget existed in the climax. Especially considering that ||she literally only arrived in the third act||.
You've got to be kidding me. They're doing the "||Oh no, Dale is dead||" fakeout *twice* in the movie?
There's ||Chip's mom||. I wonder if ||there's porn of her yet||. Funny, I always assumed that Chip and Dale were brothers.