@TheHappySpaceman
I was surprised the date on that article wasn’t April 1st.
The many whats and wats are fair questions, but if I may add one of my own: why?
The director of the movie is the same director as Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Neighbors. He also co-wrote The Muppets, which was a very funny movie. 2017 is weird.
Ad hey, if Michael Bay doesn’t work out maybe they can go with their backup directors, Rob Zombie and Quentin Tarantino! Imagine what they could do with Dora.