Desires Discussion Thread: Romantic, Psychological, or Otherwise (Possible NSFW).

I may soon have some little milano babs running around. I’ve been wanting kids for years now.
 
Wait, is it racist to use the term “milano” in that way… I feel like it might be. I maybe shouldn’t use it that way.

@Meanlucario  
I hope my obsessions with multiple fictional women won’t translate to real life.

@OldMangyMutt  
Hope not either.

@Zincy  
My girlfriend might soon want to make a baby with me as well, we’ve never talked that much about it but lately I’ve seen her giggling and talking with other people’s babies when we’re out and I saw her searching on the internet about IUD removal.
 
I’m pretty nervous, years ago we had a pregnancy scare (which is why she got the IUD) and clearly weren’t ready for it then but we’re a lot more settled in now so I’m pretty much waiting for the inevitable conversation.

@Background Pony #8C2A  
Why not bring it up yourself?

@Zincy  
I thought it was mulatto.
 
And you might want to ask your mate about it.
 
I’ve got it on relatively good word it’s merely descriptive.

@OldMangyMutt  
No one wants to take initiative.

@Zincy  
I’m very surprised you want kids. Didn’t seem like the type.

@OldMangyMutt  

 
Same.

@PonyPon
 
That one I knew was offensive, which is why I prefer the cookie name.
 
 
@Background Pony #8C2A
 
I’ve had several run-ins with that. My ex and I had to go snag some Plan-B’s.
 
 
@OldMangyMutt
 
 
I am a very complex person.

@Zincy  
Yeah Plan B was a lifesaver for us as well because she’d forgotten to take her birth-control pills for a few days (she was sick) and only remembered after the fact. Felt a lot safer once she got the IUD.
 
@OldMangyMutt  
I haven’t done it yet because I might be wrong, but I don’t think I am. There’s literally no reason she’d want the IUD removed unless she’s planning on having a baby.

@TheHappySpaceman
 
It means it wears off eventually.

@OldMangyMutt
 
What do you mean by that?

@Hali the Emoji girl  
If love wears off, then how do couples stay together?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Genuinely good companionship?

@TheHappySpaceman
 
By keeping it alive in anyway, they can or simply divorce each other.

I think I want some kind of cult following.
 
Not in a religious sense, but in a personality sense.

I think I became attracted to asians when I learn that they’re the race with the highest average wage. I may be an asshole.
 
@Hali the Emoji girl  
You’re pessimistic about marriage.

God, kids are like the last thing I ever want in my life. I don’t wanna have ‘normal’ sex, I don’t wanna get pregnant, don’t wanna have a fucking baby, don’t want a bloody kid, don’t even want one by adoption. I want none of that and the very idea of any of it scares me.

@Meanlucario  
East Asians are also the race that has the highest average IQ.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
So they’ll know that I’m too much of a liability for them, got it.

@DerpyFast  
Thinking about it some more, same

@yayz  
Can you stop spamming? You’re ruining the fun for everyone.