Desires Discussion Thread: Romantic, Psychological, or Otherwise (Possible NSFW).

My dream sleeping situation:  

 
 
And before you say anything, she’s a dullahan, not a corpse.

@Meanlucario  
I think I’ll explain it a bit. When I sleep, I find myself holding something, be it my body pillow or a plushie, yet I crave to be held as well, hence why this is my dream situation.

@Meanlucario
 
There’s a way to do both of those things, provided your partner is roughly the same hight as you or a little shorter.

I want to be a dog. Is that weird? I guess it is.

Why…? I don’t know actually. Dogs are happy, loyal creatures, and probably don’t think about much. I think it would be cute to sit by a door and wait for my owner. If I were a real dog.
 
 
If I were an anthro dog, I’d want to be huge and intimidating but actually a total sweetheart and the most cuddable thing you’ll ever cuddle.

@Chrys  
Honestly, same. I would absolutely love to be able to have at least the body of a dog. Or a dragon. Really, most animal-like things that aren’t human would be alright with me, as long as I could retain the same level of sapience.
 
I wouldn’t even mind if it meant I had to be female. Like, hell yeah I’ll be a good little girl if it means I can have the body of a doggo.

I wanted to be an adorable bunny-boy.

I want to hypnotize others to my will.

I want my own portal gun.

@Meanlucario  
You have a body pillow and a plushie?

@ILoveMyoozik  
Multiple pokemon plushies.

@Meanlucario  
Ah alright

@ILoveMyoozik  
I’m kind of a geek.

I found out that Nicole Aniston occasionally escorts, usually in Vegas a few times a year.
 
I could potentially be boning her next March if I really wanted to.

@Background Pony #DFCF  
What?

@Zaknel  
A lot of porn actresses escort on the side and if you know how to contact them and have the right amount of money you can sleep with them.
 
She’s one of my favorites so I’m actually very tempted.

I want a woman that wouldn’t put up with my BS.

I wish I was married to a richer woman.

@Zaknel  
Same. To quote Zincy: Bitch, fuck my pride. I can’t hear it complain over the 10k entertainment system and various fancy riches if possess.

@Meanlucario  
I’d still like to be fair to her, though.

@Zaknel  
Of course.

Lately, I’ve been thinking about my fetish a lot and succumbing more and more to my urges about it. Haven’t felt this way since I was 13-14.

I would love to have my own lovely, charming, quirky darkling of my own.
 
…My Halloween week in New Orleans made me realize two things:
 
1: Apparently, if I were to start dating again, I have a better chance at getting a more than a first date than I thought. No drinks thrown at me or slaps or other unpleasant results when I flirted with the ladies.
 
2: It would seem I still have the same weakness for Goth girls I had when I was a younger man.

I would love to have my own Gf that is quite open to me. The only thing I can do is be myself.

I want a wife that’s kind of like a stern boss to me.