Fetishes [NSFW]

DEAR LITERALLY EVERYONE  
BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR DICK  
BENDING IS BAD

@Too_Offensive  
@SquiggyBomb  
@mariomarc  
I’m sure we all felt that, It’s like men have dick synergy.

@ColdhardSilver  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

@ColdhardSilver  
It’s more like “Dick Empathy” than Dick synergy.

@ColdhardSilver
 
Cartman, lovable? He’s the guy who literally fed on Scott Tenorman’s tears.

@YetAnotherBrony  
What, you never fed a kid his own parents when you were a wee little lad?

@Too_Offensive
 
Fun times in EMT class today. Turns out, it’s possible to break your penis. Because it’s so spongy, if it does break, blood will fill it up so much, some people call it elephant dick.

@YetAnotherBrony  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@441TheSecond
 
People like to talk crap about taunting haters and rageposters by claiming to drink their tears, but Cartman did them one better by literally licking the tears off of Scott’s face.

@YetAnotherBrony  
The difference being that Cartman was supposed to look like an asshole.
 
Yet these people want to look like cool hip badasses when they say they drink the tears of people who were mean to them.

@ColdhardSilver  

 
cartman is loveable?

Since today is the start of the week, I have decided to try self-imposed chastity again. This time I’m gonna try and go for a whole week.

@SquiggyBomb  
Just have that gif that coldhardsilver posted as your desktop background and you should have no problem

@Too_Offensive  
No.

@SquiggyBomb  
I think I’ll try that to-  
…Nope, already failed.

@441TheSecond  
The last time I masturbated was midnight last night.  
ALRIGHT! LET’S DO THIS!

@SquiggyBomb  
Okay
 
Well just don’t imagine the feeling of my soft, brown hair as it rubs against your thighs while my lips slide up and down around your hey look a butterfly!

@SquiggyBomb  
I’ll join in.
 
I’ve fapped so much I’m starting to not feel anything.

@Number1pegasus  
That’s bad when it comes to sex…  
Ya won’t feel much

@SidewardManatee  
That’s why I think I’m going to stop.
 
That’s not a good sign.

@SidewardManatee  
Well then I better start jerking off more then.

@SidewardManatee  
Well I have the libido of a rabbit that has taken one too many viagra.

@SquiggyBomb  
Cool
 
 
@441TheSecond  
I wouldn’t stop either
 
 
@Number1pegasus  
Egh  
I’m sure you’ll be ok

@SquiggyBomb  
Funny since you were borne on the day of the horse and horses I think have low sex drives.

@SidewardManatee  
Hopefully, I’m going to take this chance to take a break from the thangs.