Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

no stop! put down the acetylene torch!

I just saw Mother’s Basement’s video on The Seven Deadly Sins. I was unaware a show can disappoint its audience so much.

It doesn’t really feel like Halloween with a goddamn snowstorm outside. This is the second worst weather I’ve ever seen on Halloween. The worst was when I was a kid and it was in the 30s with a strong thunderstorm. That year I only made it about a block before turning back.

@Background Pony #E267
*Weiss

@𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
I’m not a sore loser, what are you talking about? :V

And the best holiday is nearing its end. Looking forward to it next year.

@Mr.Myoozik
LOL

Me with spiders: Hey little thing, what are you doing here? Don’t get squished now.
Me with cockroaches: Ew, stinky, gross, disgusting, stay away from me. I hope you die.

My girlfriend hasn’t talked to me in 3 fucking days because she’s mad that I hooked up with her identical twin. THEY’RE IDENTICAL TWINS! And I told her that and I’m like “Babe, how am I supposed to tell the difference?” And then she brings up the argument saying “Oh well uhh, he has a penis.“ I was like shut the fuck up!

@Mr.Myoozik
Even better!

How hard is it to find Wednesday Addams’ Thanksgiving speech as a phone wallpaper?

@Mr.Myoozik
Another Reddit post, I take it?

No longer a werewolf.

spiders: reduce overall bug population

cockroaches: increase overall disease population

@harasha456
Exactly.

Imagine if there are only spiders left though.

@WaynePonePone
There would be way more spider on spider crimes.

@Meanlucario
Don’t worry, we have other animals that hunt spiders, like bats.

Saint George and the Dragon of the modern day is a pest control guy vs cockroaches.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
That’s not true. Cockroaches are much harder to kill.

@Meanlucario
Yep.

You can kill them someway but they’ll pop back.

Honestly if you keep your home clean and treat it for it?….
You can deal with any infestation. You can’t prevent them from happening, but cleaning/sanitizing makes it easier and faster to take care of.

Filler