Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I can’t look at that without thinking of those animations I saw on Newgrounds in my teens. Also that funny sound ‘Wurk wurk!’

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
Close, people who arrive near closing hours, especially 5 minutes before. Though I have seen people come knocking even though I have the shutter door all the way down. “I just want one drink” they say.

@Dirty Bit
Those freaking people would usually wander around for minutes. One guy today bought more expensive than he carries and I had to put some of his items back, wasting my time.

It’s frustrating mostly because closing a store isn’t just closing a store. I would need to recount the money and restock over and over again, and I’m usually the only person left in the store. It’s very exhausting.

We just shattered the hottest air temperature in this city’s recorded history this afternoon, holy fuck.

Damn

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
That’s face-meltingly hot!

That’s 101° F. Jesus.

@SleepySteve
The heat index struck 53.5°C on my clock too, to add this shit up.

Hope I make it without getting the heat stroke.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Drink as much water as you can, that I can say for sure

Cuties

I was just about to say “or a speedrunner,” but, really, is there much difference between a masochist and a speedrunner?

@Meanlucario
Does your house have a cuteness infestation or something?

@Dirty Bit
Yes they are.

@pixel
Speedruning is a competition and a way to play games.

And it feels like it at times.

Are you winning, son.

No I’m not! It’s too hard. Dad please I wanna go to bed I’ve been awake for three days!

Son… I didn’t raise to be a loser. This house can’t contain them. Wouldn’t you agree?

Uh y-yes. I’ll keep it up.

Solid JJ just did the most hilariously accurate summarization of Yu-Gi-Oh GX

@pixel
I say this as someone who went after the Gold Relics in Crash 1…

It might as well be the same motherfucking thing.

Eat spicy goodness…

To avoid demonetization, you could call Japan’s suicide forest “Game End Grove”.

@DerpyFast
I call it Logan’s vacation spot.

@Meanlucario
Precious!

@Meanlucario
Just don’t let ALF near them…

Can’t you deter him with a few cans of Coors?

@Dirty Bit
I suppose I could if he doesn’t mind Coors Light.

You know what I never picked up on for as long as I’ve watched ChalkZone?

@Dirty Bit
That takes me back. I forgot about that show until now.

I hear you. The intro still goes hard to this day for me.