The Cringe Thread [Possible NSFW]

@Holofan4life  
Probably mashed potatoes.

@toxicrystal
 
I hope so. It looks like something else.

@SeraphimDawn
 
I’m not even sure what’s going on here.

Don’t you know the people who mass upload stamps on DA to show how much they hate everything?

@Pacific Glow  
They’re likely either pretentious teens who think it’s cool to hate everything and think their opinions matter. Or SJWs who love to brandish their deranged views and identities like some sort of badge of honour.
 
It isn’t just on the internet either. Living in a ultra liberal city, people with that typical poorly dyed neon coloured hair are common. Often times they’d also have words tattooed onto themselves and stickers of similar messages you find on DA stamps all over their backpacks and clothing.

IDK why I clicked on this article (no pic’s of it but still).
 

@lonewolf  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@lonewolf  
Gross, but also pretty amazing.

I just did something cringy. I asked a coworker if she could maybe please give me a blowjob. I’m such an idiot.

@Holofan4life  
hope you don’t get fired for that!

@Holofan4life  
…you do realize you could get fired for sexual harassment, yeah?

@Holofan4life
 
What the actual fuck, man?
 
What would possess you to even think about asking such a thing?

@Shirani
 
@toxicrystal
 
Yes I do realize that. God I’m such a dumbass.

@FirelordofHyrule
 
To be honest, the reason why I even asked is because my mom is checking herself into the hospital because she is suicidal and I’ve been going through a lot of stress. This of course doesn’t justify what I did at all. I completely fucked up, and I feel like the worst human being walking the face of the earth.

@Holofan4life
 
Hopefully you can play it off as a joke. Also, you should apologize your ass off.
 
You might be let off with a warning since you’re only 19 AND if you show that you regret it completely.

@Holofan4life
 
Agh, I’m really sorry man. I hope she’ll get better soon (though checking herself in gives me hope since the first step to solving any problem is recognizing and admitting that said problem exists)

@YetAnotherBrony
 
I did apologize a lot. I really, truly am regretful.

@Holofan4life
 
Hopefully the apology will be accepted and we can put this whole crazy business behind us.

@YetAnotherBrony
 
Truth be told, the girl I apologized to seems cool as fuck. In fact, the main reason why she said she can’t give me a blowjob is because she has a boyfriend. Or, at least, that’s what she tells me. I don’t if she told me that because she actually does have a boyfriend or she’s just trying not to cuss me out.

God, I feel like pure scum. I feel like the worst human being in the world. I don’t like making people feel like they’re whores or prostitutes, and yet I did just that. I suck.

@Holofan4life
 
Dude, it’s fine, you apologized, it sounds like she accepted. You’re under a lot of stress, stuff sometimes just spills out.

@YetAnotherBrony
 
But I could lose my job due to my incredible fuckup. If I lose my job, I have no one to blame but myself.

@Holofan4life
 
This is just between you and her, right? If she’s fine with your apology, if she’s not going to report you to the manager, or HR, or whatever, you shouldn’t lose your job.

@Kaz
 
Oh God why