Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Okay, I feel completely relieved right now. Just had a long talk with her now and they actually made it back home two hours ago safely and unharmed. They still managed to buy that bouquet their boss tasked them.
 
The reason why the video call suddenly got cut is because the phone ran out of battery on the most worst situation possible when my mom and my niece started scramming to safety.
 
They too were shocked and scared that it happened so unprecedently on such a quiet place and she told me this was their first time experience of the chaos caused by these protestors/rioters since June.  
The angry horde of protesters were yelling the fuck out in unison and throwing some random shit on objects, buildings and vehicles she told me what she witnessed.

I must inform you all that my mother is an overseas worker outside my country in Hong Kong.
 
That’s how worried and anxious I am and I knew it was bound to happen to her sooner than it should.

Glad to hear that an old friend is doing okay and that they changed

My mama said don’t believe in fairy tales.
 
Said none of them happen to be true.
 
But then my life had all but changed
 
Yes, it had rearranged
 
When I first laid eyes on you.

Khabib wins via rear naked choke 3rd round.

I should invest in an electric blanket before December.

So my friend is a born again Christian, I’m happy for her

My greatest strength is to have a pathetic little pity party over the littlest of bullshit.

Finally saw Endgame last night.

I almost had a lucid sleep. I was aware that I was asleep but I couldn’t do anything, so instead I created a character and took over its body but then I was stuck with whatever task he/she was doing.
 
Every time I tried to do the usual lucid dreaming stuff, my subconscious would react negatively and keep pushing me to wake up. I don’t think I’ve ever experienced anything like that before.

Just saw a couple of videos about a flat earth conference that happened a few years ago. Can’t believe that that was a thing.

@ILoveMyoozik  

 
The extinction of the dinosaurs according to Flat Earthers.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Kill me now.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
They look like plastic toys

If the earth was flat, then we would would see land on the other side of the ocean, instead it looks like infinite seas because the Earth curves off as our eyesight goes straight ahead.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Thats actually a funny pic created by a guy who posted it in a Flat Earth chat forum and got him banned from it.

@E-123  
That’s a funny story. XD

There’s a 2019 Porsche Cayenne parked close to my house now eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! XD

I just watched episode 22 of Little Witch Academia. Croix did nothing wrong.

@yelling_into_the_void  

 
Phenomenal, wasn’t it?

@That1GuyGAMER18  
No no no.
 
Earth is also surrounded by a sky, which is a giant blue fog that obscures our view of sight at a distance.

This is the latest abomination this world has brought upon us just now.
 
$1000 + $99 all for another lameass camera.
 

 
^{heh it looks like a fidget spinner}

MST3K joke that has aged REALLY badly: “Who do you admire as a father figure more: Bill Cosby or Marvin Gaye Sr?”.