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Time for communist jokes!


 
A communist was explaining to a man how communism works. The man says, "You're saying if you had two houses you'd share them out and give one away?"
 
"Yep"
 
"And if you had two cars you'd give one of them away?"
 
"Yes"
 
"And if you had two coats you'd give one away?"
 
".....no."
 
"Why not?"
 
And the communist says,  
"Because I HAVE two coats."

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Time for communist jokes!

A communist was explaining to a man how communism works. The man says, "You're saying if you had two houses you'd share them out and give one away?"
"Yep"
"And if you had two cars you'd give one of them away?"
"Yes"
"And if you had two coats you'd give one away?"
".....no."
"Why not?"
And the communist says, "Because I HAVE two coats."