Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)

I miss when the site used to have snow falling down on the site when it was Christmas time.

“Who fucked my cake?!” Pinkie started to froth, dancing about as her eyes roamed the room for the culprit. “It was a poor, innocent cake! It couldn’t have said no, it was a cake! It was uncakesensual!”
 
“That’s awful!” Rarity whispered, voicing the concerns of her friends. “Uncakesensual? That’s the best you could do?”

@kleptomage  
Ha, i remember that one.

 
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna take a peek at the “content-aware scale” tag.

I wonder what will happen first? 2 million images on Derpibooru, Maud Pie surpasses Fallout Equestria in image count, or the show ends?

@Wiimeiser  
Definitely the first one.

Earth ponies are grumpy, sarcastic and stubborn.
 
Pegasi are spacey, impatient and featherbrained.
 
Unicorns are hyperactive special snowflakes with a tenancy towards being obnoxious.

@LightningBolt  

@LightningBolt  

 
That’s Historian English for “I’m breaking up with you” in Pinkie Pie’s mouth while in the play.
 
No wonder Dashie is in a relationship with Fluttershy in Hurricane Fluttershy before getting back together with Pinkie in Wonderbolt Academy.

@Hollowfox the Stallion  
what

@Hollowfox the Stallion  
Wat.

@LightningBolt
 
@Meanlucario  
Watafak.

@Hollowfox the Stallion  
I don’t get it.

TFW the lore in a vulgar parody ask blog of MLP is better than the lore in the actual show.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Which one?

@TheHappySpaceman  
@PonyPon  
I’m guessing Pony.MOV/Ask Jappleack?

@PonyPon  
Ask Jappleack.
 
@Wiimeiser  
Yep, especially the latter. Like, that one got to nearly Star Trek levels of depth with the multiverse and the gods and all.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Yeah, MLP can’t even keep its lore in order. Throws stuff out for absolutely no reason to dump new stuff in.

The Pony POV Series by Alex Warlorn (which finally released its last chapter a couple weeks ago) is also very lore-heavy, and connects the G4 world to previous generations in some very fascinating ways.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Boy, what a time to be in the fandom while that was going on.

@Wiimeiser  
Last I checked, the Elements of Harmony came from a… tree or something? Has that changed?
 
Meanwhile, in the Jappleack world, there were the Holy Titans of Harmony, who also created Princess Celestia and Luna, and there was the void, and the multiverses… I can’t imagine how much planning must have gone into it all.
 
@PonyPon  
It was pretty popular, eh?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Oh yeah, great times. Things felt so free.
 
And yes, they’re still from a tree. And have been returned to it as well.

@TheHappySpaceman  
It’s still the same, though the tree can now talk to future element bearers. Ever had a tree talk to you though a high version of your professor that was willing to put your life in danger just to teach you that you’re much better than you think you are?

@Meanlucario  
The ‘future bearers’ theory has yet to be proven.

@PonyPon  
You did watch the final where the tree decides that they are worthy of its power enough to save the world, right? I think it was pretty clear, especially when they became color-coded like the elements.