Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)

@WaynePonePone
Same

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Shining Armor has no sense of humor

There are two Vinyl Scratches:
The mute one from the show, and the loud, obnoxious “AAAAAAAAWWWWW YEEEEE! GOOD MORNIN’ PONYVILLE! AAAAAWWWW YEEEE! LET’S ROCK THIS MUTHA! THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE! I’M GONNA SAY IT AND SPRAY IT!!” one from fandom.

I alternate between preferring mute Vinyl and appreciating the fandom one, because while I don’t really like loud noises coming from things that aren’t music and I like subtlety better, Jesse Nowack sure did pack a load of character into her voice. He seems to have mostly moved on from the fandom (like me for the most part, beyond this site), but I respect him because he’s doing well with his new life and identity as a male in recent years

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
I prefer mute Vinyl. Show better than tell.

The virgin human Rainbow Dash: Sings about how awesome she is.

The Chad pony Rainbow Dash: Sings about how awesome everyone else is while being awesome and adorable herself.

@WaynePonePone
Same here, really

@WaynePonePone
I’d like to think pony Rainbow Dash is a little wiser from the lessons she learned in her adventures compared to EqG Rainbow Dash

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Out of all of the Mane Six/Human Six, I always think pony Dash is much better. I mean I prefer ponies anyway but pony Dash just stands out as more… authentic.

The Virgin Princess Celestia in The Show.

The Chad Princess Celestia in The Journal of The Two Sisters.

@DerpyFast
What did she do in that book?

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
See for yourself.

@WaynePonePone
Why not both?

Limestone, did you just steal her leg?

@Mr.Myoozik
Because human Rainbow Dash is an inferior being. :V

@WaynePonePone
Well, not as cool as pony Dash at least :p

Human Rainbow is a cocky egotistic douchebag to begin with anyway. I can never forgive how she acted in Rainbow Rocks and Spring Breakdown.

It’s weird to me just how slept on The Journal of the Two Sisters seems to be. The Nightmare Moon flashback in Princess Twilight Sparkle is already one of the best scenes in the whole show, but it gets 10x better with the context from that book.

@DerpyFast
Not to mention from what I’ve read, that book set up the premise of an alicorn world, which G5 has run with by developing Skyros.
I don’t know if it’s directly inspired by the book or it was just a natural fit that both used.

Top image: Me when first seeing MLP online.
Bottom image: Me after seeing cool fanart and fanfics about them.

Sounds about right

@DerpyFast
We had plenty of reactions when it first came out, but that was years ago and the other show never did anything with it.

@Toastypk
I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised, as I remember one of the FiM writers saying that Gillian Berrow always had the best memory of all of them for details like that, and while it seems like it’ll be fleshed out in TYT (which she’s not working on), it was introduced in MYM, which she was the head writer on, of course

@Toastypk
A quick summary:
The events of the journal begin right after the founding of Equestria, as described in Hearth’s Warming Eve. Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Commander Hurricane, Private Pansy, Princess Platinum and Clover The Clever are alive and knew the princesses.

@WaynePonePone
I still pick both cause I don’t like to choose sides, both characters have their own unique traits that shouldn’t be compared

To be honest, as egotistical as it was, EqG Dash’s “Awesome As I Wanna Be” song was kind of a banger in my opinion. Like, it did have more of a rock-ish sound to it as opposed to EqG’s usual focus on pure pop.

Princess Celestia as Kendrick Lamar.
Princess Luna as Kodak Black.

They sing Silent Hill

Celestia:
Why oh, why oh, why oh, why you keep f- with me?
You gon’ make me jump out my skin, believe me

Celestia:
Push these ponies off me like, “Huh”
Push these bitches off me like, “Huh”
Push these ponies off me like, “Huh”
Pushin’ the snakes, I’m pushin’ the fakes
I’m pushin’ ‘em all off me like, “Huh”
Pushin’ ’em all off me like, “Huh” Yeah

Celestia:
Aha, I be immune to shit (Aha)
Tucking the broom and shit (Aha)
They want to assume and shit (Aha)
Know you a choke, my ancestor close
I howl at the moon and shit (Aha)
Know the rеsults, the ballot is in, man, I’m ‘bout to boom again (Aha)
You funny, dawg
Peek-a-boo, can’t hide behind your monеy, dawg
A week or two, I meditate on runnin’ lost
Swerve, swerve, swerve, shake the currents off, yeah

Celestia:
Push these ponies off me like, “Huh”
Push these bitches off me like, “Huh”
Push these ponies off me like, “Huh”
Pushin’ the snakes, I’m pushin’ the fakes
I’m pushin’ ‘em all off me like, “Huh”
Pushin’ ’em all off me like, “Huh” Yeah

Celestia:
Head up, chest out
Silence, I’m stressed out
Shh, be quiet, I’m stressed out
Stressed out, stressed out, stressed…
Pick my daughter up, she need all the love
I need all the love, I mean all of us
It’s like six o’clock, bitch you talk too much
You makin’ it awkward, love
I mean it’s hard enough, I mean, it’s—

Luna:
They don’t fuck with me even if they could
Pull out the stick, hit a bitch with the wood
First to park Rolls Royce, ‘vert in the hood
Don’t worry about us, over here we good
The AP Roman numeral, everywhere I go, I need pharmaceuticals
I ran my whole conglomerate, I was just mappin’ shit out in the cubicle
Suicide coupe was a funeral, Trackhawk launch like a slingshot
Big ol’ ruby diamond on my pinky finger, that bitch look like a Ring Pop
Money on my mind, money on your head
Can’t ride three times while you comin’ through the ‘jects
Red Cross kept a pony fed
In the studio with K. Dot fresh out the feds
Yeah, you ponies can’t stand the rain, you ponies don’t stand a chance
Yeah, Chevrolet candy paint, I spin the bend in the Benz
I caught a bale off a Google app
I’m the type to get my shooter whacked
I had to survive off a tuna pack
Five percent tint on the whip like, “Who was that?”
Coupe take off like it’s mad
Beat the dope with a fork, I’m whippin’ up Sudafed, I’m doin’ scams in the lab
Every Thursday, colt’s day, spendin’ time with my daughter, make me go harder
Every Sunday’s stallion’s day, teach my boy to be a man, I ain’t had no father
Fell in the love with the block, I ain’t have no pop, just a sawed-off shotgun, Mossberg
We stackin’ that money up proper, awkward diamonds, look like marbles
Audemars water, aqua, beatin’ the block up ’til we spot ‘em
I don’t want your ice, boy, I want your life, but fuck it, I still might rob ’em

Celestia:
Push these ponies off me like, “Huh”
Push these bitches off me like, “Huh”
Push these ponies off me like, “Huh”
Pushin’ the snakes, I’m pushin’ the fakes
I’m pushin’ ‘em all off me like, “Huh”
Pushin’ ’em all off me like, “Huh” Yeah

Celestia:
Head up, chest out
Silence, I’m stressed out
Shh, be quiet, I’m stressed out
Stressed out, stressed out, stressed out