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Rainbow Dash: Uh, well you’re right. We don’t need to worry about things because Faust is taking care of us. I do think we should be a little more careful about what we watch on television.
PonyTales Where's Faust When I'm S-Scared
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Rainbow: “And you know what? It’s okay to tell us if you’re really scared.”
Scootaloo: “Okay. I guess you’re right.”
“Sounds like you’ve been doing some good thinking. But it’s time to shut the thinker down now and get some sleep.”
“Okay.”
“I love you little sister.”
“I love you big sister.”
“I’ll see you in the morning.”
“Alright.” door closes
“Faust is bigger than the… yawn boogie mare.”
Rainbow: “And you know what? It’s okay to tell us if you’re really scared.”
Scootaloo: “Okay. I guess you’re right.”
“Sounds like you’ve been doing some good thinking. But it’s time to shut the thinker down now and get some sleep.”
“Okay.”
“I love you little sister.”
“I love you big sister.”
“I’ll see you in the morning.”
“Alright.” door closes
“Faust is bigger than the… yawn boogie mare.”
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instrumental plays before fading to black
Narrator: “And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Pinkie, the part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Pinkie.”
Pinkie: “The water buffalo song! music plays Everypony’s got a water buffalo! Yours is fast, but mine is slow. Oh where’d we get them, I don’t know, but everypony’s got a water buffalo-oooooohhhhh! I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door. Spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh everypony’s got a-”
Fancy Pants: “Stop it! Stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you’re doing!? You can’t say everyone’s got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We were going to get nasty letters saying, “Where’s my water buffalo? Why don’t I have a water buffalo?” And are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so! Just stop being so silly!” trots off
“This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie. Tune in next time to hear Pinkie sing…”
“Everypony’s got a baby kangeroo! Yours is pink, but mine is blue. Her’s was small but-”
“Aaahhh!” Fancy tackles her
instrumental plays before fading to black
Narrator: “And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Pinkie, the part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Pinkie.”
Pinkie: “The water buffalo song! music plays Everypony’s got a water buffalo! Yours is fast, but mine is slow. Oh where’d we get them, I don’t know, but everypony’s got a water buffalo-oooooohhhhh! I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door. Spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh everypony’s got a-”
Fancy Pants: “Stop it! Stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you’re doing!? You can’t say everyone’s got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We were going to get nasty letters saying, “Where’s my water buffalo? Why don’t I have a water buffalo?” And are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so! Just stop being so silly!” trots off
“This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie. Tune in next time to hear Pinkie sing…”
“Everypony’s got a baby kangeroo! Yours is pink, but mine is blue. Her’s was small but-”
“Aaahhh!” Fancy tackles her
Jack-Rabbit2SB
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Hasbro Studios presents
Wise Pie and the Lion’s Den
starring Fancy Pants as King Marius
and Pinkie Pie as Wise Pie
shows a desert landscape under the moon at night
Narrator: “Long long ago, in a far away land. There lived a young mare named Wise Pie. When Wise Pie was a filly, she was taken from her home in Gouda to live in a city called Saddlelon, where she went to school in the palace of the Saddlelonian king. Wise Pie missed her home very much, and every day she’d pray that Faust would take care of her family, and her friends, and look after her too. Faust heard her prayers, and helped Wise Pie become wise as she grew older till everyone in the palace knew of her wisdom. Then one night, while Saddlelon was sleeping, the king had a dream.”
Hasbro Studios presents
Wise Pie and the Lion’s Den
starring Fancy Pants as King Marius
and Pinkie Pie as Wise Pie
shows a desert landscape under the moon at night
Narrator: “Long long ago, in a far away land. There lived a young mare named Wise Pie. When Wise Pie was a filly, she was taken from her home in Gouda to live in a city called Saddlelon, where she went to school in the palace of the Saddlelonian king. Wise Pie missed her home very much, and every day she’d pray that Faust would take care of her family, and her friends, and look after her too. Faust heard her prayers, and helped Wise Pie become wise as she grew older till everyone in the palace knew of her wisdom. Then one night, while Saddlelon was sleeping, the king had a dream.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Trixie, Snips, and Snails come running into the throne room, song starts
Fancy Pants/King Marius: barges in “I am King Marius. I’ve had a dream! And now I’m feeling rather frightened, and I wish someone will tell me what it means!”
Trixie: “We are your wise pones. Yes, that is true. And though we’re using all our wisdom, we’re afraid we can’t explain your dream to you.”
“What!?”
Snips: “But there is one who is wiser still, and Wise Pie is her name. So before you take another sleeping pill, perhaps she can explain.”
Trixie, Snips, and Snails come running into the throne room, song starts
Fancy Pants/King Marius: barges in “I am King Marius. I’ve had a dream! And now I’m feeling rather frightened, and I wish someone will tell me what it means!”
Trixie: “We are your wise pones. Yes, that is true. And though we’re using all our wisdom, we’re afraid we can’t explain your dream to you.”
“What!?”
Snips: “But there is one who is wiser still, and Wise Pie is her name. So before you take another sleeping pill, perhaps she can explain.”
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Pinkie/Wise Pie: “My name is Wise Pie. That much is true. Trixie rolls her eyes But it is Faust who gives me wisdom, and through me, she will explain your dreams to you.”
Bon Bon: “Her name is Wise Pie. That’s what she said. But when she talks about this Faust of hers, I think she’s kinda loony in the head. giggles I do.”
Narrator: “Well, Wise Pie was able to explain the king’s dream. And this made the king very happy.”
King Marius: “Wise Pie, you have enlightened me. Your job I will expand. From now on, I want you to sit right beside me as the second in command!”
Pinkie/Wise Pie: “My name is Wise Pie. That much is true. Trixie rolls her eyes But it is Faust who gives me wisdom, and through me, she will explain your dreams to you.”
Bon Bon: “Her name is Wise Pie. That’s what she said. But when she talks about this Faust of hers, I think she’s kinda loony in the head. giggles I do.”
Narrator: “Well, Wise Pie was able to explain the king’s dream. And this made the king very happy.”
King Marius: “Wise Pie, you have enlightened me. Your job I will expand. From now on, I want you to sit right beside me as the second in command!”
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Narrator: This was very good news for Wise Pie but very bad news for the Wise pones. You see, each one of them wanted to be second in command. Now that Wise Pie got the job, the Wise pones had to do whatever she said. This made the Wise pones very unhappy and they immediately started thinking of ways to get rid of Wise Pie.
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
song starts as the Wise pones walk in rhythm in the throne room
All: “Oh no, what we gonna do? The king likes Wise Pie more than me and you. Oh no, what we gonna do? We gotta get her out of here. Oh no, what we gonna do? The king likes Wise Pie more than me and you. Oh no, what we gonna do? We gotta get her out of here.”
Snips and Snails: “We could throw her in the dungeon. We could let her rot in jail.”
Trixie: in tune with S and S “Oh no, what we gonna do? The king likes Wise Pie more than me and you. Oh no, what we gonna do? We gotta get her out of here.”
“We could drag her to the ocean. Have her eaten by a whale.”
“Oh no, what we gonna do? The king likes Wise Pie more than me and you. Oh no, what we gonna do? We gotta get her out of here. S and S repeat their chorus We could throw her in the Tigris, let her float a while, then we’ll all sit back and watch her meet a hungry crocodile. We could put her on a camel’s back and send her of to Ur, with a cowboy hat without a brim, a boot without a spur. We could give her jelly doughnuts, take them all away, or we could fill her ears with cheese balls and her nostrils with sorbet. We could use her as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on, then tie her up and beat her up and throw her out of Saddlelon!”
Snails: “Or!”
whispering among each other
“I like it!”
Snips: “It’s sneaky!”
“And it just…”
“Might…”
“Work!”
“We could use her as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on, then tie her up and beat her up and throw her out of Saddlelon!”
song starts as the Wise pones walk in rhythm in the throne room
All: “Oh no, what we gonna do? The king likes Wise Pie more than me and you. Oh no, what we gonna do? We gotta get her out of here. Oh no, what we gonna do? The king likes Wise Pie more than me and you. Oh no, what we gonna do? We gotta get her out of here.”
Snips and Snails: “We could throw her in the dungeon. We could let her rot in jail.”
Trixie: in tune with S and S “Oh no, what we gonna do? The king likes Wise Pie more than me and you. Oh no, what we gonna do? We gotta get her out of here.”
“We could drag her to the ocean. Have her eaten by a whale.”
“Oh no, what we gonna do? The king likes Wise Pie more than me and you. Oh no, what we gonna do? We gotta get her out of here. S and S repeat their chorus We could throw her in the Tigris, let her float a while, then we’ll all sit back and watch her meet a hungry crocodile. We could put her on a camel’s back and send her of to Ur, with a cowboy hat without a brim, a boot without a spur. We could give her jelly doughnuts, take them all away, or we could fill her ears with cheese balls and her nostrils with sorbet. We could use her as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on, then tie her up and beat her up and throw her out of Saddlelon!”
Snails: “Or!”
whispering among each other
“I like it!”
Snips: “It’s sneaky!”
“And it just…”
“Might…”
“Work!”
“We could use her as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on, then tie her up and beat her up and throw her out of Saddlelon!”
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Narrator: “The very next morning, the Wise pones appeared before King Marius to try to trap Wise Pie with their scheme.”
King Marius: “You wanted to see me?”
Trixie: ahem “We’ve got some news, good King Marius. We fear your position is precarious. There are some ponies here in Saddlelon who won’t give you your due. They’d rather bow to other ponies.”
“Can this be so?”
Snails: “Tis true.”
“Oh dear.”
Narrator: “The very next morning, the Wise pones appeared before King Marius to try to trap Wise Pie with their scheme.”
King Marius: “You wanted to see me?”
Trixie: ahem “We’ve got some news, good King Marius. We fear your position is precarious. There are some ponies here in Saddlelon who won’t give you your due. They’d rather bow to other ponies.”
“Can this be so?”
Snails: “Tis true.”
“Oh dear.”
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Trixie: We brought a solution of our own design. If you’ll just sign this paper on the dotted line. It’s an edict most concisely what we’re all supposed to. We must bow our heads and bend our legs before, no one but you.
King Marius: I see. Ahem. Yes, one more time, now let’s see if I got this straight. A law to prove once and for all that I am great. If I’m the king, no one must doubt my full supremecy. So from this day fourth, my citizens will pray to only…me! Yes, but what if they don’t?
King Marius: I see. Ahem. Yes, one more time, now let’s see if I got this straight. A law to prove once and for all that I am great. If I’m the king, no one must doubt my full supremecy. So from this day fourth, my citizens will pray to only…me! Yes, but what if they don’t?
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Trixie: “If they don’t obey, any citizen, will be thrown into the lion’s den.”
King Marius: “Oh, yes? Well, I guess that would do it. Alright then, good work, ponies. Ta ta.”
Off-Screen Singer: “So the law was passed, the deed was done. Wise Pie’s troubles had just begun.”
Narrator: “Everyone in Saddlelon heard about the new law, including Wise Pie. But Wise Pie also knew Faust’s law. And Faust’s law told her that she should only pray to Faust. So the next day, just like every other day. Wise Pie prayed, and thanked Faust for the sunshine and for all her friends. She also thanked Faust for giving her the courage to do what was right. Even when she knew it could get her in trouble.”
Wise Pie: “Did you say trouble?”
Trixie: “If they don’t obey, any citizen, will be thrown into the lion’s den.”
King Marius: “Oh, yes? Well, I guess that would do it. Alright then, good work, ponies. Ta ta.”
Off-Screen Singer: “So the law was passed, the deed was done. Wise Pie’s troubles had just begun.”
Narrator: “Everyone in Saddlelon heard about the new law, including Wise Pie. But Wise Pie also knew Faust’s law. And Faust’s law told her that she should only pray to Faust. So the next day, just like every other day. Wise Pie prayed, and thanked Faust for the sunshine and for all her friends. She also thanked Faust for giving her the courage to do what was right. Even when she knew it could get her in trouble.”
Wise Pie: “Did you say trouble?”
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the door opens
Trixie: Aha!
the door closes and opens again
Trixie: Aha!
Psycho music plays
Trixie: Aha!
the door closes and opens again
Trixie: Aha!
Psycho music plays
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they carry Wise Pie to the lion’s den
Wise Pie: “So you guys are Wise ponies. Well, that’s pretty cool, like, have you always been wise? Or do you have to go to school for that? Were you serious about that cheese ball thing? Hey, I can see my house from here!”
lion roar
Trixie: “Wise Pie, because you violated Section 42192R940006.1-7B of the code of Saddlelon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King Marius. You are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Goodbye.”
“Hey, do I get a phone caaaaaallll!” lands at the the bottom
they carry Wise Pie to the lion’s den
Wise Pie: “So you guys are Wise ponies. Well, that’s pretty cool, like, have you always been wise? Or do you have to go to school for that? Were you serious about that cheese ball thing? Hey, I can see my house from here!”
lion roar
Trixie: “Wise Pie, because you violated Section 42192R940006.1-7B of the code of Saddlelon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King Marius. You are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Goodbye.”
“Hey, do I get a phone caaaaaallll!” lands at the the bottom
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@ianpony98
Snails: “Hey, Wise Pie! You’re sure gonna have fun down there! We’re not lion!” S and S laugh
Snips: “Uh, yeah! You better be lyin’ down, um, cause those lions are gonna, um, ly-on you!” laugh
“Huh? What? Mine was funny, yours was… goofy! Lion’s are gonna ly-on you? They’re gonna eat her! They’re not gonna ly-on her!”
“Well, well maybe they’re gonna lie on her, then eat her. Or one of the lion, while another one, maybe eats her. Or, well maybe one will sit on her…”
“What? Like lions are gonna cooperate? Like one’s gonna lie on her and say, “Hey, you eat her, I’ll lie on her”? Come on, we’re the ones that are lying, not the lions.”
they push a stone at the entrance
Snails: “Hey, Wise Pie! You’re sure gonna have fun down there! We’re not lion!” S and S laugh
Snips: “Uh, yeah! You better be lyin’ down, um, cause those lions are gonna, um, ly-on you!” laugh
“Huh? What? Mine was funny, yours was… goofy! Lion’s are gonna ly-on you? They’re gonna eat her! They’re not gonna ly-on her!”
“Well, well maybe they’re gonna lie on her, then eat her. Or one of the lion, while another one, maybe eats her. Or, well maybe one will sit on her…”
“What? Like lions are gonna cooperate? Like one’s gonna lie on her and say, “Hey, you eat her, I’ll lie on her”? Come on, we’re the ones that are lying, not the lions.”
they push a stone at the entrance
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glowing angry yellow lion eyes appear behind her, more show up
Wise Pie: “Oh no, what am I gonna do? It looks like I’m gonna end up as lion’s stew.”
light shows up
Off-Screen Singer: “Don’t cry Wise Pie. Fear not, Wise Pie. Don’t you know you’re not alone. There is one who is watching you. She listens when you pray. And though it seems this time you won’t get through. Faust has made a way.”
lions get sympathetic
Narrator: “Even though she still didn’t know what to expect. Wise Pie felt better when she remembered that Faust was taking care of her, even in the lion’s den. Elsewhere in the kingdom, the Wise pones were busy congratulating themselves for being so clever. While the king, believing that he had lost a good friend, decided the only thing he could do was to pray that Wise Pie’s Faust would protect her. The next morning, everyone ran down to the lion’s den to see what was left of Wise Pie.”
glowing angry yellow lion eyes appear behind her, more show up
Wise Pie: “Oh no, what am I gonna do? It looks like I’m gonna end up as lion’s stew.”
light shows up
Off-Screen Singer: “Don’t cry Wise Pie. Fear not, Wise Pie. Don’t you know you’re not alone. There is one who is watching you. She listens when you pray. And though it seems this time you won’t get through. Faust has made a way.”
lions get sympathetic
Narrator: “Even though she still didn’t know what to expect. Wise Pie felt better when she remembered that Faust was taking care of her, even in the lion’s den. Elsewhere in the kingdom, the Wise pones were busy congratulating themselves for being so clever. While the king, believing that he had lost a good friend, decided the only thing he could do was to pray that Wise Pie’s Faust would protect her. The next morning, everyone ran down to the lion’s den to see what was left of Wise Pie.”
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@ianpony98
Wise Pie: “Hello!”
King Marius: “Did you hear something?”
“Hello!”
“Wise Pie! Is that you?”
“Oh yeah, I’ll be right up! I just have to say goodbye to my new friends!”
“It’s-It’s impossible!”
Trixie: “Yes, it is.”
“Well, hello everypony! See you guys later! Thanks for the pizza!”
“They had pizza?”
“It’s a miracle! Surely your Faust is above all them. Now I understand. For even at the bottom of the lion’s den. You were in her hand! I’ve gotten a new law! From this day forth, everyone will pray only to Wise Pie’s Faust! No more of this silly praying to me business. Well whose idea was that anyway? Oh yes, I remember.”
“I hear they’re looking for wise ponies down in Egypt. Been fun, got to go now!”
Snails: “Yeah, see ya!”
“Where do you think you’re going!? Come back here you scoundrels! You scalawags! Not so fast! Stop! I’m the king, you must stop now! Come back here!”
Wise Pie: “Hello!”
King Marius: “Did you hear something?”
“Hello!”
“Wise Pie! Is that you?”
“Oh yeah, I’ll be right up! I just have to say goodbye to my new friends!”
“It’s-It’s impossible!”
Trixie: “Yes, it is.”
“Well, hello everypony! See you guys later! Thanks for the pizza!”
“They had pizza?”
“It’s a miracle! Surely your Faust is above all them. Now I understand. For even at the bottom of the lion’s den. You were in her hand! I’ve gotten a new law! From this day forth, everyone will pray only to Wise Pie’s Faust! No more of this silly praying to me business. Well whose idea was that anyway? Oh yes, I remember.”
“I hear they’re looking for wise ponies down in Egypt. Been fun, got to go now!”
Snails: “Yeah, see ya!”
“Where do you think you’re going!? Come back here you scoundrels! You scalawags! Not so fast! Stop! I’m the king, you must stop now! Come back here!”
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