Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@TheHappySpaceman  
I couldn’t do that even if I wanted to.

@Background Pony #2E38  
@Badheart  
Some examples.  
 

 
I’ve seen a lot of these art challenges, but this is one that I don’t exactly get.

You ever see that look in Dashie’s eye she gives when you are watching the show? She’s in heat :P

Apparently, Starless will be getting a prequel or sequel entitled “Great Deceiver”. Hmm.

Homer wins the Hands-Free Bubble Tea challenge.  

I need some seeeeex.

@Chloe_P  

 
😊😊😊

The best is yet to CUM

Time for nudity.

I can’t get enough Tempy porn.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you?

@Badheart  
i’ve heard that somewhere…

@Shepherd  
Me when i find the porn i’m looking for.

I like to clop to pony poosie.

@Shepherd  
|| Abigail is the best Stardew Valley girl. ||

I miss laybhirinte ;-;

@TheGlimMaster  
Same.

@Chloe_P  

 
😟  
PENNY AND HALEY

Okay, so I slept with another escort last weekend even though the first time I did was risky as fuck, but luckily it worked out this time as well.
 
In both cases I had the girl come to a motel room I paid for, and until she got there I had no way of knowing who was going to show up. And even after that, I didn’t know for sure if it was real until they started taking their panties and bras off after which I eased up and stripped off myself and proceeded to get a BJ + sex.
 
Really, I wish I didn’t have to do this but I’m at a point of my life (turning 34 this year) where I’m probably never going to get it any other way. I just hope I don’t get caught because that’ll be a fucking mess to explain to my parents.

I’m horny as fuck right now…

@That1GuyGAMER18  
The sex talk here when I posted around two weeks ago about losing my virginity to an escort + gawking at hot porn pics of Sunset Shimmer and EqG Fluttershy was pretty influential in making up my mind to have sex again with another escort.

@Background Pony #5963  
Well, did you have a good time?

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Yeah, much better than the first time because I knew what to expect going in. Minus the anxiety I had at the first before I knew it was legit. Really, I wish I lived in a place where this shit was legal so I wouldn’t have to worry about being busted.

What would you do if you woke up and clothing no longer existed?