Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@ILoveMyoozik  
Where can I get a shotgun that does that lol

@DanielTepesKraus  

I like the Avatar that Arceus has.

@ILoveMyoozik  
“fuck you, asshole!”  
(click)  
“fuck you, asshole!”  

“https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pmaTbwpJSN”

“in encino man which actor plays the caveman?”  
“paulie shore?”  
“no, it’s not paulie shore. this actor has talent”

@DanielTepesKraus
 
I believe that’s from Double Dare.

@TheDog  
you are correct. it’s one of my all-time favorite burns.

When people takes the word “Drive-thru” literally
 
 
 
 
 
 

See you at the party, Richter!
 
In case you haven’t seen the original Total Recall, be aware it’s gory.

No Chick fill eh.

@Shepherd  
Here you go. All the way through and into the dining room. Guy really wanted his nuggos.
 

 
Credit for how they responded, though:
 

How come I’m not sleeping?

I’m scared… what’s going on?
 

@Shepherd  
Because sleep is for the weak.

Well. The new HSM TV show looks like ass.

WAKE THE FUCK UP! GOOD FUCKING MORNING/EVENING TO EVERY SINGLE STUPID POSTERS IN THIS THREAD!

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
The Amazon rainforest is still on fire.

@Scrabbleman  
I didn’t know that Amazon besides of store had a rainfore-  
 
Oh, that Amazon rainforest…

For the whole day today boss let me choose what music to play for the restaurant. He says as long as it’s not metal or latino hip hop (he dont like those genres)
 
So right now I’m playing from my playlist of videogame music remixes, mainly Stardew Valley and Minecraft, but with other games in it as well.
 
Heheheh.

@tehwatever  
Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Most young adults these days play some form of videogame, so they’d definitely recognize it.
 
But why remixes?

@tehwatever  
Throw in 1 Rolling Stones song for me, lol

@Scrabbleman  
Cos I dont want it too obvious. Nothing beats the reaction of someone who just “realizes” that they’ve been hearing video game music, especially if they recognize and play the game.
 
I got Undertale remixes dumped in them cos I just love Undertale/Deltarune, and the community has some great chill remixes of the soundtrack.
 
The Ori soundtracks I got are not remixes tho, cos I couldnt find a decent one yet, but since I love Ori, I put it in there too.
 
You know, suddenly my job feels slightly more bearable today. Didn’t know I needed this. Thanks, Boss.