From the Source:
Celestia: “But seriously, it’s okay. I understand. Not everyone can handle this much radiant alicorn.”
There are many, many times where the “Sketchbook” certainly lives up to its name. Times where I drop what I should be doing to doodle sadlestia because I couldn’t resist an ask is one of those.
@Barhandar
I forget, but I imagine wine was discovered quicker (and sometimes happening on its own. Hunter-gatherers would discovered fermented berries and grapes far before humanity got enough wheat in one place to make beer.
@Poptard
What was first, wine or “Sumerian beer” (recipe for which reads more like recipe for kvass with differently processed bread, instead of recipe for beer)?
Wine has always been there for Celestia. No, really, it was among the first alcoholic drinks ever created. It’s literally been a part of her life since the dawn of her reign.
@angrybrony
Errr. She’s either a cougar or would have… um, one, two, three, four, yeah, four possible partners. Being this old means EVERYONE save for Luna, Discord, Tirek and possibly Torch are younger than her, and Discord with Tirek are not possible options. Even if you hold “regular ponies live for centuries” to be true, Celestia has lived for over a thousand years.
@Background Pony #65A8
But she is, chronologically, pretty old.
Which just means she’s extremely experienced in all manners of love, and her lack of aging means she lacks the usual downsides of experience. 10/10 would be lover of.
I can’t… mainly because I don’t think I’d ever be worthy of her. I think about how many ponies she’s outlived, how many years she had to wait for her sister to return (never knowing if she’d be able to be saved when she did)… all those years alone. She deserves a chance to be happy. Someone that could ease that burden, even for a short time.
I forget, but I imagine wine was discovered quicker (and sometimes happening on its own. Hunter-gatherers would discovered fermented berries and grapes far before humanity got enough wheat in one place to make beer.
What was first, wine or “Sumerian beer” (recipe for which reads more like recipe for kvass with differently processed bread, instead of recipe for beer)?
that’s what makes her the ultimate cougar.
Errr. She’s either a cougar or would have… um, one, two, three, four, yeah, four possible partners. Being this old means EVERYONE save for Luna, Discord, Tirek and possibly Torch are younger than her, and Discord with Tirek are not possible options. Even if you hold “regular ponies live for centuries” to be true, Celestia has lived for over a thousand years.
an older women who like younger sex partners.
What’s a cougar in this context?
@Background Pony #65A8
But she is, chronologically, pretty old.
Which just means she’s extremely experienced in all manners of love, and her lack of aging means she lacks the usual downsides of experience. 10/10 would be lover of.
…Perhaps.
should she be a cougar?
I agree with this.
But seriously, someone get this mare a hug. I can’t keep looking at the sad eyes, here.