Scp-3125
Memetic eldritch horror
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Dark moon: usually company picnics excite me, but things just haven’t been the same for me since my assistant left me for another assistant
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Assistant 1: my ass is his now *starts making out with assistant 2*
Dark moon: *gasp* not diesel!
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Darkmoon: they keep following me around, antagonizing me *opens bathroom stall to find the assistants laughing, opens the otigher to find the same thing*
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Darkmoom: *answers phone* hello?
Assistant 1: is your refrigerator running?
Dark moon: yes, of course, why?
Assistants: you’re gay!
Dark moon: AAAAAHHHH!!
Darkmoon: I’m telling you, these assistants have been persistent *gets hit with an egg* ooowww my feelings!
Dark moon: usually company picnics excite me, but things just haven’t been the same for me since my assistant left me for another assistant
Jump cut
Assistant 1: my ass is his now *starts making out with assistant 2*
Dark moon: *gasp* not diesel!
Jumpcut
Darkmoon: they keep following me around, antagonizing me *opens bathroom stall to find the assistants laughing, opens the ot
Jumpcut
Darkmoom: *answers phone* hello?
Assistant 1: is your refrigerator running?
Dark moon: yes, of course, why?
Assistants: you’re gay!
Dark moon: AAAAAHHHH!!
Darkmoon: I’m telling you, these assistants have been persistent *gets hit with an egg* ooowww my feelings!