Brass Melody 
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And the whole goddamn assassin's guild guilt tripping Conway into giving up his own goals and ambitions because "Piwacy is bad and you should feew bad for steawing our cwothes". And not even explaning just what the hell "Nothing is true and everything is permitted" actually means to the guild other than it being a cool sounding creed. And bleeding out due to getting punctured by a branch despite taking multiple gunshots and sword slices over the course of the game. And not being able to prevent Blackbeard's death.
Gas Loving Baritone Butt
And the whole goddamn assassin's guild guilt tripping Conway into giving up his own goals and ambitions because "Piwacy is bad and you should feew bad for steawing our cwothes". And not even explaning just what the hell "Nothing is true and everything is permitted" actually means to the guild other than it being a cool sounding creed. And bleeding out due to getting punctured by a branch despite taking multiple gunshots and sword slices over the course of the game. And not being able to prevent Blackbeard's death.