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Austria Stronk.
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Wait, so both “Merkel’s kebab invaders” AND Aryanne will be shot? Why would Aryanne be shot? Wouldn’t she be the one doing the shooting of Merkel’s kebab invaders?
Don’t assume my home country.
It is Germany, btw. And I am fully aware of the sins of the past and who did which bombing.
Your Country is not better too.
Are you from Great Britain or from the United States of America?
Who did bombing Cologne in 1944 and Dresden in 1945?
The british and the americans.
How many times did you put that through google translate?
Achtung! Alle touristen und non-technischen lookenpeepers! Das machine is nicht fur fingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzen sparken. Das machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur gerwerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das cottenpicken hands in das pockets muss. Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
There’s a “broken english” tag. A “broken german” tag would probably make the most sense. Not everything has to be a witty neologism.
Sorry, didn’t realise you where the subjective term police
Needs the German version of the engrish tag… Denglisch passt aber nicht.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were the artist. It sounded like you were saying this picture was your best attempt at writing German.
I’m guessing it was supposed to be “Merkels Kebabeindringlinge,” Merkel’s kebab intruders, since she’s largely credited with Germany’s refugee problem.
Then again, my translation is guided by Google Translate. So it’s not entirely accurate, but it’s better than the straight result.
Frankly, I’m mystified why Merkel is mentioned at all. Isn’t she the German chancellor?
Why would kebab intruders be shot by Merkel?
Unless it’s a different Merkel than the one I’m thinking of.
This is my best attempt:
“You are now approaching the Austrian border. Kebab intruders will be shot by Aryanne and Merkel with extreme prejudice! You have been warned.”
“Refreshing Almdudler Lemonade - nonalcoholic.”