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BigBuggyBastage
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
Restless legs syndrome (RLS) is a disorder that causes a strong urge to move one’s legs.
 
We’d both be asleep, for maybe half to one hour, then suddenly she’d kick me violently. The point of impact was usually my left flank, but occasionally, well…let’s just say I woke up screaming more than once.
Bori

@OneAmongOthers  
No, not necessarily, I’m just saying IF you flop around like a fish; Something They Clearly do, I’d be pretty nervous if one of us had a blunted Icepick on their forehead.
OneAmongOthers

@Bori  
Their horns aren’t sharp. And it’d take quite a lot of force to get a puncture wound off a horn. But if you are that terrified I suggest putting something over their horn. That way you don’t risk impaling yourself. But you got to ask yourself do you roll around that much in your sleep to warrant being scared of her horn poking you?
Background Pony #69C0
Not a FlashLight shipper, but this was just too good to pass up. This is so sweet and funny. I love this for sure!
Bori

Real Talk?
 
Sleeping with an Alicorn/Unicorn HAS to be terrifying, what with the horn… One of you rolls around while they’re asleep and SUDDENLY it’s a hospital trip… Again… this week… Seriously, can I get this…, like, filed down? Can we do that? It’d probably hurt like hell, but… Y’know, I’m getting pretty tired of goring my friends and family…