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This is a parody of a parody of a parody regarding God’s favorite idiot. This is all for fun and nothing else.
 
Aurae’s Rap:
 
[Intro]
 
(Aurae) x3  
(We’re gonna have some fun with this~)  
They call me Aurae, I’m killer quick  
Came to beat the villains and get some licks  
Got brains per years, got things to do  
Got poison moves, evasions too  
With arrows and shurikens  
Pull a dagger like a psychopath dead in your face  
Blowing up ships, leaving bodies blank  
Sitting at home, scratching my flank  
I won’t fall I’m unstoppable  
But if you want to try, I will crush your soul  
Loud/strange I’m one of a kind  
Cause I’m the craziest little-psycho that you ever will find  
And Thanatos is getting hoof-slapped  
“Wake up, Thanny! No time to nap.”  
We gotta rescue D, ride a giant krill  
Grab our stuff and head to Ponyville  
(Aurae!)  
Crazy little psycho  
(Aurae!) x2  
Psycho Aurae!  
Nah, just Aurae!  
On a mission to slap a fool  
But I’m getting in a fight with Derpy Doo  
So slow it bro, you’re kind of cool  
But if you keep this beat up, I’m gonna spew!  
I’m hazardous, rarely planning  
Jump off roofs like I was flying  
One sting and Leave them ballin’  
I like my feathers small n sharpin.  
Hi bats and Pegasus.  
Check it! I brought Nemesis!  
Times up, better get your grooves on  
Kicking your flanks as my fan base looks on  
Runaway, you know that’ll find you –  
Every bad group getting their fair share.  
Karma! I’m gonna make my day.  
I’m crazy as hay when I’m whooping your “A”!  
I’m ‘bout to take you all to school with darts and blades  
(Aurae!)  
Talking smack and breaking laws, I came for the cupcakes  
(Aurae!)  
Staring at the ponies’ family jewels to touch myself  
(Aurae!)  
Bout to get some from one of these fools, so why stop now!  
Bring the thorns, I’ll bring the bows  
Yo! Kicking tails and beating foes  
Candy and paint, I’m keeping it real  
Wait for a sec I’m taking a stoo  
I move like a beeping stalker  
Hoof-to-hoof, Deimos will beat ya’ll  
Voice print match, so Chat will track ya’ll  
We don’t care if we disturb ya’ll  
Listen up! I got something to say  
That’s right I run my muss all day  
Step up, then you drop dead  
Now your pals are runnin’ like a bunch of clop heads  
Che-Hoo-Wah!  
Where you gonna run to?  
Tippy-hooves, sneaking up behind you  
Try to scream but already got you  
I’m Aurae. Do I have to remind you?  
Camouflage, cause it’s fun when I’m off peeping  
(Aurae!)  
The flank-hole mare is here to hack, so click-clock-tick!  
(Aurae!)  
I don’t believe in dictatorships, I die for the free!  
(Aurae!)  
Not to the mares, I’m not a toy, I’m a crazy little psycho!
 
[Outro]  
(Crazy little psycho) x4  
(Aurae) x3  
(Aur..ae…)
 
And that’s a wrap drumbeat

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