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Ancient Chinese wisdom proves that people who say “Celestia is useless” are wrong!
 
From chapter 17 of the Tao Te Ching.
 
I’m not sure which translation this is from, but I changed the pronoun from “he” to “they”, which obviously works better for context, but is also more accurate to the non-gendered ancient Chinese.

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@NavyBr0wnie  
No, no. I mean, they should be thought of as demigods, not that that they overpowered. They sorta are, though. Anyways, think about it. If Alicorns are the representation of the celestial bodies that are obviously needed to sustain life for everything on that planet…then they should be called gods. Are they? I mean…the show never says outright, but they certainly have expressions based on them in the same vein as a diety.
 
“Celestia-knows-where” is just the first example that comes to mind.
 
So, if the Sun and Moon, of which everything relies on to live, are a combination of three races. Then, by that extension, would other species not view those three races in a somewhat similiar light to the ponies powerful enough to bring night and day? And, therefore, thought of as the children of the gods, and NOT MORE TERRITORY TO CONTROL.
 
You know…can Celestia and Luna die? If so…what happens to the Sun and Moon? I like to think that they can be killed, but can only be killed by external threats. Age isn’t a concept they need to worry about. Every other Alicorn? Yeah. But, only because they are ‘artificial’. Not true blooded Alicorns. And, that any species stupid enough to attack their main source of life is truly not very smart.
Background Pony Number 17
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

@NM14  
With the exception of the breezies, ponies are the smallest intelligent race in Equestria. The average pony appears to be quite shy and skittish as well. That, and their penchant for throwing parties at the drop of a hat, appears to have led the other races to think that cute little pastel ponies are pushovers.
 
They quickly learn the hard way that cute little pastel ponies are NOT pushovers. Not when their entire race wields magical powers the other races barely comprehend.
deactivated24yh6m1x

@NM14  
The same reason the Zulus thought they could beat the British in Africa…. Ignorance of enemy strength. Give them credit though, they had a few good early victories.
 
And the same reason the Barbarians kept attacking rome.
 
It’s all because you don’t think your opponent is your superior.
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Why do other nations try attacking Equestria? The literal Sun and Moon bend to the will of the rulers there. Pony kind should be worshipped as demigods at least.
Background Pony #4956
But people are very much aware of her existence. So this piece of wisdom fails to defend Celestia.
NavyBr0wnie
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Brown brony in the navy
She and equestrian is still kicking, and it’s enough to warrant literally everyone else to want to move there or attempt to take it over.
 
She has to be doing something right.
fuzziesquirrel

Tilight: “…Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.”
Celestia: “Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”
 
Damnit! thats the 1st thing i thought of when i saw this :D
Otterhand
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Tilight: “…Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.”  
Celestia: “Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”