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“Today there was no correspondence, sorry guys. I heard a couple of conversations tho. Like, one guy pretended to be girl in a girl’s dress. Lame twist.. And another one is about guy who killed a plant. And that’s pretty much all that happens. I’m not gonna do a report about what I do every day when I’m hungry!
Well okay, there was another one. I saw one weird dude in the bushes. He scares me to my knees so I hid in the bushes too, but on the opposite side. And we stared at each other for like a 10 minutes. But, like, it was hard to do, couse this dude had oblique eyes. And, soon I give up. And guessed that he was probably injured. So I guess I’m weirdo now who stares from the bushes at ponies. sigh Poor guy, survived the injury, so this is also a boring report for me! Aggh!
So keep my photo as I spend my mornings with hunting for apples. Usually all the free red ones are taken. And, since I don’t have a house and rather sleep in a barrel, my bones don’t move me to the lawn so quickly, to collect food. So when I come on the grass, others already crunch apples and here only one 10 bits green one left for me. I mean come on.. Well okay, sometimes ponies leaves bits of red apples in my barrel, so not everything is so bad. But, I have to choose another clean barrel, because those become quite smelly over time. And sooner I need to wash the barrel from the smell.. uh.. it’s a long story, I don’t want to talk about my entire morning routine now.
Okay, I have go back to work now. Need to earn some coins for breakfast tomorrow! Byeee!”

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