@Jisow777  
As those wonder if they hear of cases postal carriers are running from a frilled lizard who had made themselves comfortable in a mailbox when those hope the postal carrier didn’t get far without springing a leak when the call is made to bring them new trousers.

This lizard is actually Smolder.

then her father comes in and smashes that thing with his pinky

Awwww

@infinita est lux Solis  
Now watch as it spits maple syrup at its victims!

@night watch  
Behold! The avatar of Canada! The leaf-faced lizard!

Don’t worry Ember! It’s just for show. Spooky but cool!  

@Jisow777  
Also to the best of my knowledge, there weren’t any dinosaurs that spat shit at other dinosaurs.  
If I think back to when I first read the book in the 90s,after the movie came out, the feeling that I was left with, regarding the dilophosaurus was that it came out the way that it did because of too much mixing of dinosaur and frog DNA. It’s basically a freakish mutant, that the park was playing off as “this must have been what the dinosaurs were really like! Mixing frog DNA with our dinosaurs will have no impact on the authenticity of our dinosaurs at all!”

@Ardashir  
no, it’s just for show
 
@zlurker  
everyone who’s not an idiot knows the frilled dilophosaurus is nonsence

@Ardashir  

 
No but to be fair having something so harmless looking suddenly pull JP dilo thing on you would be pretty terrifying especially to something its own size. :x

@Jisow777  
What, is it poisonous?

Oh no… my baby pictures… get them away from me!

@Jisow777  
Animals are terrifying. (Then again, humans don’t have plasma guns for faces)

@Ardashir  
I’ve seen full grown men run from this lizard

Oh for pity’s sake Ember. A dragon afraid of a stinking lizard.