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Water your plants

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Yet One More Idiot
Artist -

World's biggest idiot xD
Watering my plants will result them smelling like mint
 
That definitely doesn’t sound like a very bad thing. Especially if one of your plants is mint anyway. :) (We used to have mint growing in our garden…never planted it, it just appeared there and started growing, so we encouraged it)
 
These days, the only “food-like” plants we have are blackberries, which has resulted in our gardens - both front and back - becoming overrun with brambles; and a large deadly nightshade shrub, that grows right outside our front door! xD
Podbeing

@Fajiminto  
“Investigator’s Journal, 5-28-20A: I have adopted a foolproof disguise that will allow me to blend in with the locals and gain me access to observations I could not have obtained otherwise. Soon I will be able to see how their touch-stumps operate at close range. The secrets of opposable thumbs are almost within my grasp.”
 
“5-28-20B: I could have planned this better. I kind of wish I hadn’t drank three bottles of mango juice before adopting this disguise, however.”
 
“5-28-20C: the specific biped I’m studying suspects nothing. NOTHING. Those ‘hands’ are marvelously intricate. I wonder what they feel like…? Perhaps I will have to find a way to obtain that data.”
 
“Lyra, if you wanted head-scritches, you know the only thing you had to do is ask, right? I promise you I don’t mind. Also, why are you monologuing from inside my watering can?”
 
“THE BIPED HAS NOTICED ME! I MUST ESCAPE AT ONCE! BUT–NO! I CANNOT ESCAPE MY DISGUISE! I’M TRAPPED! AIIIEEE! MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT SOMEONE FINDS THIS JOURNAL AND LEARNS FROM MY ERROR! SCIENCE MUST PREVAIL!”
 
“[SIGH] I’ll get the baby oil from Bon Bon. Again. And please tell me you didn’t pee in there.”
 
“Okay. I didn’t pee in here.”
 
“Lyra? Is that true? Lyra? Look at me, Lyra.”
 
“…maybe?”
 
“Ewww, Lyra. Just…ewww.”