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lmao, weed milk.
Hours later, well, imagine a dozen very stoned cows stumbling around, bumping into the sides of people’s homes, looking in the windows, and bumping into parked vehicles. One of the cows was poking her nose into a strand of the electric fence over and over and seemed to be enjoying it. Mom freaked out and had us all stay inside–and I guess it would have been dumb to have “accidentally stepped on by intoxicated cow” on my death certificate, but I and my sister were disappointed we weren’t able to go out and pet the cows. We also got to listen to the threats and curses of the neighbors who had been cultivating those plants. All in all it was hilarious.
And no, I don’t know whether the milk from those cows got sold that week, nor whether dairy products made from it would have had any special properties. (You are now imagining a can of condensed milk that says “from Contented Cows” on the label, with a picture of a very stoned-looking cow)
WEED.
that you pb?
edit: nvm
Edited because: thought they were someone else? why do i need a reason to edit lmao