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great, now you made me associate this sexy pony with my grade school principal. she was awesome, but by now she’s in her seventies. I don’t want taht mental image.
Warning, Explicit. Not Safe For Work.
Well going of the sequel picture we at least know this has a happy ending.
In class, calmly writing an essay on whatever kind of subject, she comes over and looks like she does in the pic.
Me: writes more furiously Almost finished with the essay, sir! Uh, I mean, ma’am! Ma’am!
Her look reminds me of my 9th grade english teacher. Hated her when I was in her class. Had so much respect for her once that year was over because I realized, holy shit, I actually really learned stuff.
Sounds like middle school for me.
Ohhh Buuurrrrn.
Because you know that when you get home, she’s going to suit up, get her riding crp, and make you wish you’d never been born.
“That was… wonderful.”
“Four and a half out of ten.”
“…W…wha-”
“Your thrusts were indiscriminate for a while and barely touched upon my clitoris so it took far too long to climax, the foreplay was sloppy and rushed, and frankly, missionary position is rather boring and there was that awkward five and a half minutes after you called me ‘Mom’ accidentally.
Why is that so hot to me…
She looks more like the one to make her coffee with Irish cream.
She reminds me of Calhoun from Wreck-it-Ralph.
She’d probably demean and judge you the entire time, and it would only make you want to please her even more.
Ms, Harshwhinny, you look like a lady who enjoys scotch, on the rocks, with maybe a twist of lime
Me: “B-I-T-C-H.”
When it isn’t soul-crushing? Absolutely.