Yes, I am up to the challenge! I will just use a submarine that’s armed with guns to kill the sharks and the sea monsters.

How many end bosses do you have to defeat? And in the last area, do you have to beat them all again in order?

Raises eyebrow, turns around
 
“Rarity, someone’s trying to kidnap your sister.”

… weelll um this is awkward turns around to look at sweetie belle

@Background Pony #3547  
Eh, the professionals at Jurassic Park and World didn’t fare that well.

@HJSDGCE  
Kinda yeah. Aside from the fact that there exist firearms potent enough to slay an elephant, all you gotta do is rip enough holes in their wings that they can no longer fly. How hard could that be?

@Background Pony #B1D4  
Are you questioning Jurassic Park/World?

>Zeppelin
 
Large airborne object like that shouldn’t be too hard to track
 
>Ravaged by storms
 
Got a few Pegasus contacts that might be able to take care of that
 
>Pterosaurs
 
Nothing modern firearms can’t solve. Seriously, why would a mundane reptile really be that hard to kill?
 
BDH entrance ensured, now we just gotta search the zeppelin to find Sweetie before bringing the whole thing down and blowing it up because reasons.

Calling in the airforce.

If you collect all the artifacts do you get a better ending sequence?

Challenge… Accepted!

Challenge, Accepted.
 
I got the best static response team around, OP. You crossed the wrong man.

Tine to use my powers of awkward.. City Escape from SA2 plays, casually walks through door is on zeppelin Aw, fist.. I should have thought this through.

(Turns into a Creeper and explodes my way through. You better beleive that’s legit.)

Screw that. (teleports to zeppelin)

This has been viewed by many people, so you are being swarmed by an army of bronies anyways.

…keep her!

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let sweetie belle go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

OP ↓
 

‘Teleports Sweetie out of there and to me along with the artifacts’ Making this way too easy for higher unicorns.

Can’t I just warp to World 8?

>reads  
>notices pterosaurs
 
RANDOMSAUR!!!

Ok, I’m game.
 
Just let me just bring my puzzle solver 3000 with me…  

OK, I’ve moved this to the forums.

I’ve got 20 years of experience with insane puzzles thanks to Myst. Bring it on.