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Description
Cows, pigs, and chickens began to disappear shortly after Anon arrived. Everyone just thought it was a coincidence. Cider discovered her father’s terrible secret one day, but quickly forgave him when she smelled the ribs. Here, her father lets her experience the different cuts of steak. A quick sketch.
these puns are really something to sink one’s teeth into, aren’t they?
AJ: “I’m so sorry about your loss Moo-risa. A heart attack? What an awful way to lose a friend.”
Moo-risa: “Moo-realla will be missed…”
RD turns to AJ: “Wasn’t this supposed to be an open-casket funeral? What happened?”
AJ: “We dunno. The body just went missing from the morgue. Who would steal a dead cow from the morgue!?”
cue the pic
Still cute though.
Fuckin’ worth it, mang.
The true meat and potatoes of the discussion.
Addendum: @Straker, your username doesn’t happen to be a reference to S.H.A.D.O.’s commander, is it?
I’m afraid your skirting around the issue hasn’t revealed the real problem here.
Guess what? There were two in there
OW! Be careful hitting me down there; I have a tenderloin.
STOP. I can Bear-ly take it- (is shot)
Please don’t misinterpret me; I don’t want any beef with you.
Oh, dear… I do believe that was a mis-steak.
BURN IN TARTARUS!
THAT”S IT! EVERYBODY DIES!
Evowiz used to like puns until he took an arrow to the face.
I’m tired of these motherbucking puns, in this motherbucking site!
Shepard, wait…I can wear swimwear into battle!
Shepard…
I’m a Reaper doomsday device.
I think about when there’s so much steak!
AJ is naturally a bit put off by it so he eats it on days she’s in town so she doesn’t have to think of it. Naturally she doesn’t want Cider to eat it too but sometimes she just happens to be on the farm and well it smells so good.
Big Mac…well he knows but looks the other way. Silent and wise he knows that biology is biology after all and you can’t hlp what you were born as.
Well, warm up the laugh track.