FlUtTeRsHy Is WoRsT pOnY
 

 

 

 
 
no

Fail.

@FamusJamus  
Nah, none of that seems familiar. Oh well, it’s probably just me, then.

@FamusJamus  
First thing she asks me without a Hi or something like that:
 
Are you an alien?
 
_{I don’t like where this is going.}

@Tenafly Viper  
You mean this?

@professor_of_hoers  
Idk why, but I’ve always thought of Cleverbot as a chick. Was there ever some female image used in association with it?

@professor_of_hoers  
Yes, please show screenshot. I believe you, but that’s hilarious.

@Tenafly Viper  
You think that’s funny? Here is what he just said. I took a screen shot if anyone is skeptical.
 
Cleverbot: What is your favorite TV show?
 
User: Adventure Time or My little Pony.
 
Cleverbot: Which pony is your favorite.
 
User: Rarity.
 
Cleverbot: Which Pony is your least favorite?
 
User: Rainbow Dash. My sister hates Pinkie Pie.
 
Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie is cute. I’d wreck that chick.
 
 
He said “I’d wreck that chick!” lmao.

@professor_of_hoers  
I lol’d.

Cleverbro doesn’t even want to answer it to me.
 
Cleverbot: Surely you can think of something-
 
User: Yeah, who’s best pony.
 
Cleverbot: Not answering this one.
 
User: Why not?
 
Cleverbot: Why is Google better?  

 
Man is sad now. :(

User: Who is your favorite pony?
 
Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie. Who Is Your Favorite Pony?
 
User: Rarity.
 
Cleverbot: Rarity is pretty. Why is she your favorite?
 
User: She’s funny and I like the way she speaks.
 
Cleverbot: Really? I think Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie are funnier characters than her.
 
User: You’re wrong.
 
Cleverbot: He smiles kindly Am I wrong?
 
User: Yes. Also, Celestia is best pony.
 
Cleverbot: Discord is best pony.
 
User: No. Discord is not even a pony.
 
Cleverbot: Discord is best Discord.
 
User: True.
 
Cleverbot: Who’s your favorite character?
 
User: Princess Celestia.
 
Cleverbot: Why?
 
User: She is beautiful, kind, and I love her.
 
Cleverbot: With vampires?
 
User: What do vampires have to do with anything?
 
Cleverbot: Everything.
 
This is the conversation I just had with cleverbot. He’s gotten… clever-er.

…since when does Cleverbot threaten people with nearly-appropriate-pony-coloured scissors?

Even robots know who is best pony!

That cleverbot…. I even gave him the “Believe in me who believes in you” speech and he told me to never give up.
 
I will never give up sniff Cleverbro…

It’s clearly adamant on this stance.