Jesus Christ, Marie!

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

@PonyPon  
It’s a special rocks.  

@Deserter  
Not a Duh big enough to respond to that.
 
But the clip says actual rocks are included.
 
I’m betting naturally grown candy rocks.

@PonyPon  
It’s a pun on “Rock candy”

And okay, they’ve been in contact since she left, that’s nice to know.
 
And can you put rocks in candy? Doesn’t seem very wise.

DAMNIT.

Rocktorate in Rock-?
 
I’m sorry.
 
I need a minute.