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I suck at concealing my ponyness in the real world _  
Not like those changelings or unicorns.

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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
Get a piece of paper, draw a rudimentary smiley face on it (possibly even yellow), then rubber band it around your head. Bam, they’ll never see you coming.
Obsessive Rarity Fan
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@Who cares the pony  
One would think it’s pretty obvious the Inspector is a guy, at the very least from the way he dresses.
 
Say, do you think maybe you could put in a good work with Princess Celestia for me, cause if it’s possible I’d very much like to be a pony as well.
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@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Hes amused when humans think hes a mare’ just a blank stare.
 
I choose to be like this by request of celestia
 
That’s my explanation for the preference.  
and how I got on earth with all of you’ NO idea lol’
 
fun that way.  
and I cant think of much.
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@age3rcm  
200 and lil more’ 60 for fur foam
 
I need to durable up my legs horseshoe’; its for my sneakers to fit in’; no under layerpad’; just for light and travel reasons. Don’t want a extra pair shoes in the legs
 
I will show off the parts sometime’ for ideas for other ppl’
Obsessive Rarity Fan
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Oh hai Pony Inspector. :3  
You’re looking dapper as usual, though I do think a stallion as handsome as you shouldn’t feel the need to hide. After all, I’m sure we can agree this world needs more ponies.
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@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
Well 3d printing can be cost effective solution for real life avatars /creature design.
 
I still need a fan system in my head’ thinking i was going to slit under mouth all the way for more vent. and drinking straws. But that would leave dark open slit under mouth curve, maybe do upper lower lip like gmod.
 
Wish I had a duck icon…
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Humans dig the pony inspector lol’
 
Yea its just for mucking around’ suiter life. In a long (years) gay relation cana-cant/usa - I am happy’ bored as fuck at home tho. In my redneck town I think i’m the only pony this expressive lol’ I have no idea what to do for videos or ‘; events . halloween xmass canada day’ new years’; thats about it’; musicfest sucks.
Background Pony #13E4
You could learn to live like so many humans do. Meaning that you never leave your house. Have someone deliver you food and supplies. A computer and Internet is all you need.
 
Also, maybe changelings could transform into humans but I don’t see how unicorns would have it any way easier than you.